EPA Workers ‘Told To Stop Pooping In the Hallways’

PJ Tattler ^ | June 25, 2014 | Bryan Preston

[greyfoxx39]

They’re adults. They had to be told this? It wasn’t part of their upbringing? I know that most EPA workers are urban liberals, but were they raised in barns?

Management for Region 8 in Denver, Colo., wrote an email earlier this year to all staff in the area pleading with them to stop inappropriate bathroom behavior, including defecating in the hallway.

In the email, obtained by Government Executive, Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor mentioned “several incidents” in the building, including clogging the toilets with paper towels and “an individual placing feces in the hallway” outside the restroom.

Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk. He added the behavior was “very dangerous” and the individuals responsible would “probably escalate” their actions.

EPA management had to get a second opinion…on whether defecating in the hallways is a problem. They couldn’t figure this out without enlisting a consultant. Who confirmed, yep, pooping in the hallways is a problem.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

The EPA is loaded with coprophiliacs!

[cld51860]

Just... Odd...

[Nachum]

The list, Ping

Let me know if you would like to be on or off the ping list

http://www.nachumlist.com/

[Slings and Arrows]

No sh-t?

[Jane Long]

EPA sounding more like ELF.

[ConservingFreedom]

“an individual placing feces in the hallway” outside the restroom.

Was that the day Sen. Cochran visited?

[Responsibility2nd]

UPDATE:

Turns out it WASN'T poop in the hallways. Nope.

Just Mr. Hankey paying a visit to our fine friends at the EPA

HIDEY - HO!

[EEGator]

Can I be your Hallway Poop Ping List?

[Slings and Arrows]

Carrying coals to Newcastle, really.

[greyfoxx39]

Can I be your Hallway Poop Ping List?

[Shery]

Folks, America is coming apart at the seams. Kay Arthur, in a recent video lesson on Genesis stated that we’re naked, and sin is exposing our nakedness and weaknesses. Sin is pouring out of our broken society’s pores, but we don’t care, we don’t think we need God, and that we know better than God. She also stated that a nation that once set its path on the Light of God’s word, using sacred Scripture for the very basis of our founding document, calling on God for His blessing...and receiving it, is in for a very hard judgment and it shall come without fail. God is not mocked. He is slow to anger, but he is NOT mocked.

I’m thinking of the passage in Isaiah 5:20 that says, “Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!”

Amos 5:7
There are those who turn justice into bitterness and cast righteousness to the ground.

Habakkuk 1:4
Therefore the law is paralyzed, and justice never prevails. The wicked hem in the righteous, so that justice is perverted.

[Responsibility2nd]

You guys want to be added to the Hallway Poop Ping List?

Well, OK. The next time I gotta go..

You're on it.

[EEGator]

Sweet!

[greyfoxx39]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk.

PING!

[Lazamataz]

Of course they s**t in the halls. They are, to a person, stark staring insane.

In a sane world, when we closed the EPA down, we would go through the entire employee directory, court-mandate them to treatment, and scour their homes for guns.

[itssme]

Ask any cop in Chicago about the poop/urine/horrible odor in the govt. high rise public housing buildings in the city, and how they love to enter these buildings on a call and be hit by the hostile tenants/gang bangers with bags of poop & urine. These tenants are gang bangers/slobs/oboma supporters, and they all look like oboma.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

You’re a bigot simply for looking down on people who poop freely.

[Bigg Red]

Gross!

[greyfoxx39]