Posted on 04/19/2014 12:13:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
This past week Bureau of Land Management Troops were called upon to seize cattle owned by Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy. The livestock confiscation was thwarted when hundreds of supporters rallied to Bundy’s side.
While it seems likely that the BLM had sufficient firepower to prevail, the confrontation dissipated when it was realized that there would be substantial casualties on both sides. That the BLM chose to stand down enraged Senator Harry Reid (D-Nev) who characterized it as “an abject surrender to domestic terrorists.”
“The so-called ‘cooler heads’ suggesting that there are more pacific ways of resolving the issues surrounding this dispute are overlooking the damage done to key investors from using a time-consuming court adjudication,” Reid complained. “My son has worked long and hard to broker a deal with a Chinese firm to use the land in question for a solar power harvesting operation. If the efforts of a Senator’s son can be swept aside by an ugly mob of cowboys it would completely cancel out the whole purpose of government as I see it.”
Reid acknowledged some compassion for BLM troops not wanting to risk their lives and urged President Obama “to deploy a drone strike against the ringleader. Bundy and his chief lieutenants could be surgically removed from a distance with no loss of life to government troops. He already has authority to excise terrorists on American soil. It’s time that he used that authority to instill respect for the law among the disloyal riffraff.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/04/19/dems-advised-to-avoid-talking-about-the-economy/
Nice one, John.
I can easily imagine Republican senators nodding in agreement with that. It must be satire because it's too bipartisan for Reid.
Another good one, John.
The Federal Leviathan has seen to it that the world is now split into “Them” vs “Us.” It’s about time we just go ahead and proudly declare ourselves the Domestic Terrorist Party.
Kinda like the guys running around in T-shirts and ball caps that say “Infidel.”
Or my favorite tee shirt: “This veteran has been medicated for your safety.”
so where’s the satire?
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