Posted on 07/30/2011 8:01:41 PM PDT by TheDingoAteMyBaby
Enjoyed it? What's so funny?
I plan to use it; retroactively, if necessary!
A close friend of mine from high school, total hippy, very rebellious, dad a small businessman, Nixon supporter... We no longer talk, but I happen to know she’s a committed conservative now. Mutual friends can’t believe it.
These are the same kinds of leftists (NEA, Planned Parenthood) who think 10 year old girls should be taught about the great wonders of orgasms
Wasn’t there a classic porn movie franchise about this?
dfwgator: this is a good list, but it’s missing some things from mine:
SAT score (PSAT if younger ... if too young for PSAT then no way)
Professional asirations and measurable progress to same (etc. apprenticeship, AP classes, etc.)
He has to be able to comfortably support her when she’s having my grandbabies.
Not porn per se, but maybe you’re thinking of the American Pie movies?
Get ready to see and hear more propaganda geared towards accepting teen sex and about the sexual rights of teens by the left-wing. It is their agenda. Even the UN is getting in on the deal and is promoting sexuality rights of children. I also see another article here at FR by the Seattle Times about and promoting transgendered teens.
The left-wing agenda in regards to gay marraige is and has been that no individual has a right to oppose the left-wing perverse morality in regards to sexuality. They will not stop just at gay marraige. The left-wing want to use the Courts and the State to force their perverse morality on others and have their views on sexuality rule the culture.
Next will be the ‘age of consent’. The deinition of the ‘age of consent’ currently is decided by the people of each state through their ‘right to representation’ just as the definition of marraige used to be.
Many people think that the definition of marraige is not that big of a deal but they will find out that it wont stop there. If you give up your right to define ‘marraige’ or what is normal in regards to gender sexuality then this right will be further challenged by the left-wing and it will soon be the ‘age of consent’ that they challenge.
What right do you have to tell another family what age their children are ready for sexual relations?
Articles like this are setting the stage.
Better the LSAT, the GED, or the MCAT.
GED = GRE. Sorry.
Taking a poop is a perfectly natural function, too. But we don't allow kids to crap wherever they want. We expect them to control themselves.
Sorry, my mother didn't raise me to be a common candy dish where everyone gets a peice. I am the finest crystal; to be set upon a shelf, protected, and treasured. And any young man with designs on my daughter had better treat her the way my beloved husband treats me - with the utmost respect, or he'll find himself at the altar with a shotgun in his back. I expect no less than the most respectful of treatment by my son to any young lady he dates, too!
How bout “Keep your daughter from pregnancy and disease by chopping the dick off the sex hound that’s trying to find 3 seconds you’re not there to mount her”?
I also wish more liberals here would stop asking why we can’t be more like Europe and instead, simply move over to Europe. After all why imitate what you think is utopia when you can LIVE in your utopia?
More gibberish from the NYTimes.
Haven’t they filed for bankruptcy protection?
When I was going out with my fiance, we got stranded one night in a horrible storm over a friends house. I called my parents, and they told me in no uncertain terms I’d better get home pronto.
Years later I had a friend whose parents were very lax and let boyfriends and girlfriends spend the night over the house. They became hard workers, but mainly because they realized no one in the family would stand by them if they failed at anything - nobody really cared about anyone else.
It took me a while to realize how much my friend envied my “strict” parents. Last I knew of her she still had not had a good marriage.
While dating my future wife that happened. I drove through the snow and blizzard and finally made it to her house - she still live with her folks. But by then it was too bad out to head back to my place.
I slept on the couch in the den. And Mom made a great breakfast!
Keep The Family Peace By Letting Your Teens Have Sex At Home.
Wonder what the police would do if it was done in a single parent home?and what would the other parent think?.
Bad ideas are like bad kids no matter how bad they are you still love them.
This is just pure craziness.
God’s laws and principles (including benefits requiring responsibility) are to our collective benefit when obeyed, and to our hurt when neglected. As marriage goes so does the family, and when the family goes so does the nation, and all the kings men and money will not fix it, but the surrender of saving faith to the Christ of Scripture who saves sinners will.
From promoting citizenship without oaths of allegiance to sexual relations without the lifetime commitment of marriage, the Left continues it War against the only-wise and holy God, at great cost of souls, lives and money: http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/RevealingStatistics.html
“Ye shall not do after all the things that we do here this day, every man whatsoever is right in his own eyes.” (Deuteronomy 12:8)
“The law of the Lord is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the Lord is sure, making wise the simple.” (Psalms 19:7)
“.. a guide of the blind, a light of them which are in darkness, An instructor of the foolish, a teacher of babes, which hast the form of knowledge and of the truth in the law.” (Romans 2:19-20)
“Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions. “ (Ecclesiastes 7:29)
But surely you read it for the side-splitting humor of its advice columns, right? I know I do!
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