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White House Unable to Deal with Libya Due to “Scheduling Difficulties”
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 26 February 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/27/2011 9:12:17 AM PST by John Semmens

President Obama was unable to take timely or effective measures to deal with the crisis in Libya because of “scheduling problems” according to new Press Secretary Jay Carney.

“Massacres of civilians, disruption of oil deliveries, and the rescue of Americans from danger aren’t the only things on the President’s plate,” Carney huffed. “Unions are being assaulted in Wisconsin. That’s a lot closer to home than some ruckus in Asia. The President’s focus on domestic tranquility is, I think, appropriate.”

As for the time the President spent coaching his daughter’s basketball team, Carney pointed out that “the regular coach couldn’t make the game. The President stepped into the breach and saved the day. Providing vital leadership for these young girls at a critical time for them is more than any previous President has done in similar circumstances. Critics need to keep that in perspective before they carp about how he spends his time.”

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http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/02/26/president-and-treasury-secretary-downplay-mid-east-strife-hail-invention/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; priorities; satire; stupid; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 02/27/2011 9:12:24 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Lets not forget, getting down to Motown....

This is such garbage being spewed from the pulpit of Obama. Seriously, Wisconsin? So Obama said he would march with them, so where is he? Coaching..


2 posted on 02/27/2011 9:16:00 AM PST by Engedi
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To: John Semmens

Motown party night, dammit!


3 posted on 02/27/2011 9:16:35 AM PST by Fireone (Liberals are just overschooled, undereducated, adult children.)
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To: John Semmens

I guess it’s too much to ask those countries in the Middle east to put off everything so our loser president can schedule around it.


4 posted on 02/27/2011 9:17:45 AM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: John Semmens
“scheduling problems”

T-time?

Coaching daughter's ball game?

Getting an ice cream cone?

Trying to find where Teleprompter was hiding?
5 posted on 02/27/2011 9:18:03 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: Fireone

“Providing vital leadership for these young girls at a critical time for them is....”

...what the hired help is for, when you have a country to run.


6 posted on 02/27/2011 9:18:16 AM PST by Fireone (Liberals are just overschooled, undereducated, adult children.)
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To: John Semmens
As for the time the President spent coaching his daughter’s basketball team, Carney pointed out that “the regular coach couldn’t make the game. The President stepped into the breach and saved the day. Providing vital leadership for these young girls at a critical time for them is more than any previous President has done in similar circumstances. Critics need to keep that in perspective before they carp about how he spends his time.”

In other words, it's all about him.

He didn't get elected to be "king of the world" to take time to focus on the problems of the world when "his" time is too valuable.
7 posted on 02/27/2011 9:19:29 AM PST by adorno
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To: John Semmens

The teleprompter on the blitz again?


8 posted on 02/27/2011 9:19:35 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: unixfox

More like conflicts of interest. Between the 400k obama gave him, the obama mama visiting gadaffi, gadaffi referring to obama as his son, etc, something else is going on under the surface.


9 posted on 02/27/2011 9:21:57 AM PST by GlockThe Vote (Who needs Al Queda to worry about when we have Obama?)
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To: John Semmens
Carney pointed out that “the regular coach couldn’t make the game. The President stepped into the breach and saved the day. Providing vital leadership for these young girls at a critical time for them is more than any previous President has done in similar circumstances.

OMG, as if this doesn't happen nearly every day by fathers and mothers all over the country as a matter of course.

But somehow when BHO does it, he 'jumped into the breach and saved the day"?

Puhleeze.
10 posted on 02/27/2011 9:23:25 AM PST by CygnusTheSwan ("Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum)
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Ya know...I don’t find these satire pieces as humorous as i once did...


11 posted on 02/27/2011 9:27:54 AM PST by AndrewB (FUBO)
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To: Brilliant

How can you blame Obama for keeping his mouth shut? He is no better than the other swine being deposed....


12 posted on 02/27/2011 9:29:07 AM PST by 1776 Reborn
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To: John Semmens
“Scheduling Difficulties”


13 posted on 02/27/2011 9:30:53 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: John Semmens

Is this satire? Are those real quotes?


14 posted on 02/27/2011 9:32:28 AM PST by didi
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Aww. Give the guy a break. He has his hands full as his wife’s a$$ grows bigger than the national debt.


15 posted on 02/27/2011 9:39:09 AM PST by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: John Semmens
...obama was unable to take timely or effective measures to deal with the crisis in Libya because of “scheduling problems”...

This guy is a joke, not a President. You hear me obama? You're a fool, an idiot, and worse. Scheduling problems?...Scheduling problems?! What, you expect the world to revolve around you and crisis to arise only when it is convenient for you? obama, if you had any experience as a leader, upper level manager, and/or as an executive you'd know that you can't foresee everything, and that sometimes you just have to deal with issues as they come up.

Ok, giving obama the benefit of the doubt for a moment. Maybe he really did have something more pressing going on. Something bigger than an oil-producing Country melting down into anarchy, thousands of innocent people being gunned down in the streets by their repressive and oppressive government. What, I don't know, but let's play what-if. If there really was something more pressing, couldn't your team have come up with a better excuse? Something that didn't make you sound aloof, disconnected, foolish, ill-prepared, un-caring, and well, just plain stupid? Sheesh, former President Carter was roundly criticized for being trapped by his Presidency and always in react mode. You're sliding into the same mold - at least when it comes to international relations. BTW - that's one of the more favorable things I've ever said/thought about you obama, that you're as bad as former President Carter. From me, for you, that's high praise.

16 posted on 02/27/2011 9:41:06 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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The President’s focus on domestic tranquility.
Detroit Obama has other unions to save too.


17 posted on 02/27/2011 9:41:24 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: GlockThe Vote

I thought it was $400 million.


18 posted on 02/27/2011 9:42:40 AM PST by IM2MAD
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To: Vaduz; John Semmens
The President’s focus on domestic tranquility.

Exactly what I said...

19 posted on 02/27/2011 9:43:25 AM PST by bigheadfred (THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN)
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To: John Semmens
are these statements for real??? if so..........
Mr. Carney give me a break and read up on what former Presidents have done and not done???

like say ‘throw parties’ and vacation all the time???
I think the Obama Administration is ‘running scared’ and they should!!!!!!!!

Have a Blessed Lord's Day everyone...

20 posted on 02/27/2011 10:12:05 AM PST by haircutter
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