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Zelaya Asks for U.S. Troops to Reinstate Him
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 7 November 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/08/2009 9:45:12 AM PST by John Semmens

Honduras’ deposed would-be “strongman,” Manuel Zelaya called on US President Obama to send troops to help him regain control of the Honduran government. Zelaya was president of Honduras until he was removed from office earlier this year by joint action of the country’s supreme court and legislature.

“Micheletti has pissed on the agreement we made to restore my power,” Zelaya angrily alleged. “He is going ahead with the scheduled elections without my approval. He has refused to include my proposed constitutional amendment to extend my term of office. A new government will be formed without my consent.”

Acting President Roberto Micheletti insists that Zelaya was asked to submit names of persons he would like to serve in the interim cabinet being formed to oversee the regularly scheduled election later this month. As for restoring Zelaya to power, Micheletti says “the congress has declined to approve this option—as is its prerogative under the agreement signed by Señor Zelaya.”

Zelaya argues that “I granted them no such prerogative. Even if the agreement seems to leave them that option, our unwritten understanding was that I would be placed back in charge of the government.”

To prevent what he called “the people’s republic from going down the drain,” Zelaya called upon “my good friend Barack Obama to send military forces to suppress this uprising against my authority.”

Ironically, the “uprising” is being carried out by Zelaya’s own Liberal Party—of which both he and Micheletti are members.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: bho44; bholatinamerica; coup; dictatorship; elections; honduras; manuelzelaya; obama; porfiriolobo; satire

1 posted on 11/08/2009 9:45:12 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

LOL!


2 posted on 11/08/2009 9:49:15 AM PST by wastedyears (My 15 seconds of fame are on my profile.)
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To: John Semmens

3 posted on 11/08/2009 9:53:46 AM PST by Diogenesis ("Those who go below the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde)
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To: wastedyears

Hey, maybe Bambi told Z that we could only intervene if USA received a request from the duly elected presidente. I put nothing past Bambi.

I just read where Bambi is trying to allow the Palistian Authority to declare statehood at pre-1967 boundaries. That will put the fit in the shan.


4 posted on 11/08/2009 9:54:22 AM PST by shalom aleichem
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To: John Semmens
OMG!

Strength to the dear Honduran people as this socialist/dictator wanna be calls on his friend the Obamanation to back up his evil intents!

Dear American Press, please print what is true and cast light on this nefarious demagogue, Zelaya.

5 posted on 11/08/2009 9:56:24 AM PST by mckenzie7 (I am a European American! Silly me. I never realized that before! Thanks, oh great unifier!)
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To: John Semmens

Poor guy sees it all slipping away and thinks O’bama is his last, best hope. What a joke.


6 posted on 11/08/2009 9:57:58 AM PST by concentric circles
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To: John Semmens

Good one John. I caught myself before I posted but not before my blood pressure shot sky high...LOL!


7 posted on 11/08/2009 10:05:15 AM PST by houeto (The war gets only 20 hours of attention out of 9 months?!? Pray for our troops. They NEED it!)
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To: John Semmens

Obama won’t send troops to Honduras. He would call 1-800-USSR-Putin and ask them instead, and pay Russia billions for doing so.


8 posted on 11/08/2009 11:37:10 AM PST by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: John Semmens
To prevent what he called “the people’s republic from going down the drain,” Zelaya called upon “my good friend Barack Obama to send military forces to suppress this uprising against my authority.”

Does this insane megalomaniac, who has the pathological need to use the words "me," "mine," and "I" remind us of another such wannabe totalitarian?

Anyone?

9 posted on 11/08/2009 12:29:50 PM PST by Publius6961 (Â…he's not America, he's an employee who hasn't risen to minimal expectations.)
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To: mckenzie7

I’m sure the left would not be opposed to the use of force in this case...


10 posted on 11/08/2009 12:33:07 PM PST by Boiling Pots (Barack Obama: The Final Turd George W. Bush laid on America)
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To: John Semmens

Nicaragua, Venezuela and Cuba would help 0 do it.


11 posted on 11/08/2009 1:50:09 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Obama: Grasping at Straw Men _ Not a Public Option It's a government mandate.)
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To: Thunder90

Obama as the president that revoked the Monroe Doctrine? No he’ll get the Latin American Communists to do it.


12 posted on 11/08/2009 1:53:20 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Obama: Grasping at Straw Men _ Not a Public Option It's a government mandate.)
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To: John Semmens

The U.S. is helping a crazy man.


13 posted on 11/08/2009 10:16:53 PM PST by ErnstStavroBlofeld ("We will either find a way, or make one."Hannibal/Carthaginian Military Commander)
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