...because it keeps trying to escape!
Posted on 08/04/2008 8:53:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
The DUmmie Slacktivist Corpse is ON THE MOVE! Head DUACo (and British citizen) Dave "EarlG" Allsopp is leading a weekly "Brainstorm" to get ideas for upcoming DUACtions. But before we see the underwhelming response, let's sing a salute to DUAC Earl:
DUAC EARL
Tune: "Duke of Earl"
DU, DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
As I, I renew this world
Nothing can stop the DUAC Earl
And you, you are my nuts
And I am your squirrel, oh yeah
Yes, I, oh, I'm gonna lead you, oh, oh
Come on let me mold you, DUmmies
'Cause I'm the DUAC Earl
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And, and when I hold you
You'll be my puppets, puppets of Earl
You'll do all my DUACtions
And in DUmmieland we will share
Yes, I, oh, I'm gonna lead you, oh, oh
Nothing can stop me now
'Cause I'm the DUAC Earl
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DU, DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
Yes, I, oh, I'm gonna lead you, oh, oh
Nothing can stop me now
'Cause I'm the DUAC Earl
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DU, DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl
DU, DU, DUAC Earl . . .
Now for the "Brainstorm." BTW, if a brainstorm breaks out in DUmmieland, and there are no brains around to do the storming, does it make much of a sound? Apparently not, as witnessed in this THREAD, "The Thursday Brainstorm: we need your ideas for next week's Activist Corps action."
So break out your bumbershoots, the DUACos are having a brainstorm! The DUmmie droplets are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, on vacation this week in sunny and pleasant Door County, Wisconsin, is in the [brackets]:
The Thursday Brainstorm: we need your ideas for next week's Activist Corps action
[DUAC Earl sounds the call: "DUAC! DUAC!"]
Looks like Tuesday's action was another success. . . .
[A few DUmmies e-mail Howard Dean, alerting him that Republicans may try to stop ineligible DEMOCRATS from committing voter fraud--and this is your "success"??]
1) Actions need to be something that members can do individually, without having to travel.
[No sacrifice or commitment allowed!]
2) Actions don't need to be big things.
[Or effective things!]
3) Actions should be related to the presidential election, or to the congressional elections in general.
[DUAC Earl, Master of the Obvious.]
4) Actions should be able to be completed in a timely fashion.
[For example, be sure to vote on November FIFTH, not November 6th.]
5) We aren't going to run any actions targeting Democrats.
[Aw, darn! Given the increasing disappointment over Backflip Barry, you could run a real good DUACtion against HIM!]
we definitely have room for improvement in terms of the number of people participating.
[Democratic Understatement. A handful of DUmmies sending out spam e-mails is just NOT going to cut it. Now in response to DUAC Earl's plea for participation, there follows a whopping total of 22 drops of Brainstorm precipitation . . .]
What about reaching out to people where Democrats may pick up seats this year? . . . This may be too general. . . .
[Thank you, DUmmie sfexpat2000, for that marvelous plan of action!]
Deleted message. Message removed by moderator.
[But I thought no idea was excluded in a brainstorm!]
We need a short, strong soundbite response to the "Surge Success" question. . . .
[Barack's "Uh" is short, but I don't know how strong it is.]
"Both ways Barack": the new attack seems to be that Obama takes both sides of every issue.
[I call him "Backflip Barry," sfexpat2000.]
I'd love to bombard Pelosi's office with proven crimes committed by Bush. . . .
[And I'd like to build a $400,000 waterfront summer home here in Door County, Wisconsin, but that's just about as realistic.]
Since she said on The View she would impeach if she had anything provable. . . .
[Key word, "if."]
We could counter the cr@P! that the election is close.
[If Barry keeps losing ground, it WON'T be close!]
There has to be a way to push back on this meme which sets up youknowwhat in November.
[When sfexpat2000 says "youknowwhat," she means ANOTHER STOLEN ELECTION! Yes, counter that "close" meme, sfexpat2000! DU IT FOR ANDY!!!]
How about we ask Congress to do something to call these criminals to account starting with Rove?
[Inherent Contempt! Frogmarch! Fitzmas! To The Hague! DUAC! DUAC!]
Mass Email the media regarding their "elitist, presumptious" talking point. . . .
[Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam. . . .]
Is this related to the "arrogant" talking point?
[Yes, sfexpat2000, yes it is. And btw, you're taking up about half of these 22 replies all by your lonesome!]
Rove is in contempt of Congress while he heads McWar's campaign and calls Obama arrogant. There's something that can be used there but my brain won't give it to me.
[I see the smoke coming out of your ears, sfexpat2000. Better sit down and rest for a while.]
This could be an opportunity to take it directly to the pig boy. What are his strengths in this situation? That he isn't front and center? That's he's a "genius"? That's he's protected by Fox and by Bush? Let's attack THAT.
[Your puny DUAC "Brainstorm" is no match for a Perfect ROVIAN Storm!]
what about coming up with something for the Katrina anniversary?
[Is that you, Brian Williams?]
What could we do?
[Whine. Cry. You know, the usual.]
Suggestion 1: compare and contrast.
[Yes, do. For example, let's talk about how the citizens of Iowa managed to deal with the flooding in THEIR area, in contrast to the government-addicted whiners in New Orleans.]
Wow, I didn't realize how much there was to this! I hope this makes sense. I expect the ideas to be added to, altered and maybe even dropped. . . .
[Expect them to be dropped.]
Hmm. What about using Katrina as a metaphor. . . . I have to walk the puppy, but I'll be back.
[How about using "walk the puppy" as a metaphor, sfexpat2000? DUAC Earl wants DUACtion, and you're out "walking the puppy"!]
Late-night PING!
IN!
Top 5!
Late night top 10?
The name fits Zerobama's campaign to a T, as well as this "brainstorm."
...because it keeps trying to escape!
“The Thursday Brainstorm: we need your ideas for next week’s Activist Corps action”
How very totalitarian - acting and even thinking of acting must be done to a schedule; acting on one’s own goes against the Will of the People and must be discouraged.
You might even find some by the time that the Speaker gets back from her book* tour, or February 31, whichever comes first.
*currently #782 on Your Hit Parade at Amazon, 8 5-star reviews, 29 1-stars.
“what about coming up with something for the Katrina anniversary?”
“Or even better, the 9/11 anniversary...oh, wait, our side did that, never mind.”
And I have a “FRAC” for us:
Sign the petition at http://www.callbackcongress.com/
The petition was started by Rep. Eric Cantor
Spam your friends! :-)
With apologies to The Clash and The Rev. Charles Henrickson ...
Now Earl told the Activists
You gotta come up with a plan
Obama’s tanking in the polls
Come up with what you can!
Expat suggested reaching out
Where seats are up for grabs
But that might be too general
For hippies with the crabs
Earl needs ideas
Wrack your brainpan
Wrack your brainpan
Earl needs ideas
Wrack your brainpan
Wrack your brainpan
By orders of Pelosi
We should find impeachment ground
With proven crimes by Dubya
But there aren’t any around
And the pigboy Rove he brought out
A charge of arrogant
There might be something could be used
By your brain, but mine can’t
Earl needs ideas
Wrack your brainpan
Wrack your brainpan
Earl needs ideas
Wrack your brainpan
Wrack your brainpan
Now over at the DU
We’re really trying hard
Our intellects are raging
So nobody calls us ‘tard’
But the talking points aren’t coming
No matter how we try
We prob’ly need to troop into
The basement and get high
Earl needs ideas
Wrack your brainpan
Wrack your brainpan
Earl needs ideas
Wrack your brainpan
Wrack your brainpan
McCain is making inroads
So we’d better concentrate
We’re all street fightin’ Activists
Cause we can’t get a date
As soon as the pizza
Arrives at our address
We’re really gonna come up with
A plan that will impress
As soon as the pizza
Is totally consumed
We’re gonna think ...
Earl needs ideas
Wrack your brainpan
Wrack your brainpan
Earl needs ideas
Wrack your brainpan
Wrack your brainpan
Boy, they are really on the ball. LOL
Zippy the Pinhead's wife is named Zerbina.
For your list ?
Thank God for spamblocker.
Easy enough to modify for protection from DU, only 10 or so actual accounts to block....
[How about using "walk the puppy" as a metaphor, sfexpat2000? DUAC Earl wants DUACtion, and you're out "walking the puppy"!]
Naw, "walk the puppy" WAS a metaphor. It actually meant they were going to spend some time in the "loo"...
Which doesn't include those hundreds of 1-star reviews that have already been deleted by Amazon.
“1) Actions need to be something that members can do individually, without having to travel.”
I expect then that one of the key and critical actions they can take is to stay at home and spark up the trusty space-bong.
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