Kerry to “Write” Book on Environment

azconservative ^ | 18 Mar 2007 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Senator John Kerry (D-Mass.) says that he will now “write” a book on the environment. Kerry’s book is tentatively titled “This Moment on Earth.” The senator has called upon his “legions of supporters” to send him their stories and ideas about how ordinary Americans from all walks of life can have an impact on the environment around them.

“I don’t really have the time or energy to actually write a book myself,” Kerry admitted. “But by combining the hard work of the common people with the marketing power of my name and charisma, I believe we can pull together a viable product.”

Former Vice-President Al Gore, who has gotten a lot of favorable publicity for his “An Inconvenient Truth” slide show and lecture tour, said he is glad that his efforts have inspired “one of America’s great leaders to see the light and the need for action. I would have preferred if Senator Kerry had given more explicit credit to those of us who have labored so long to save the planet from the inevitable heat wave and/or icy doom that is about to overtake us if we don’t take action to head off this terrible uncertainty.”

Kerry said he wasn’t aware that Gore had been working on the topic. “I didn’t know Vice-President Gore had been working on the environment,” Kerry said. “I’d wondered what had become of him after the 2000 election. Well, if he has any stories he’d like to submit for possible inclusion in my book I’d be happy to take a look at what he has to say. I want people to know that no source is too humble, nor person too insignificant to contribute to my book.”

[digger48]

"There'll be a short 127 page chapter on my nuanced opinion of hybrids"

[GitmoSailor]

Ne sure likes to copy Al Bore!!!!!....

[Holicheese]

How many trees will be slaughtered for this Enviro-Tome?
Does the irony of this hit anyone else?
There is a landfill somewhere that will soon be filled to the brim with another J Forbed kerry book.

[xcamel]

posted earlier, I believe.

[Issaquahking]

Kerry said he wasn’t aware that Gore had been working on the topic. “I didn’t know Vice-President Gore had been working on the environment,” Kerry said. “I’d wondered what had become of him after the 2000 election. Well, if he has any stories he’d like to submit for possible inclusion in my book I’d be happy to take a look at what he has to say. I want people to know that no source is too humble, nor person too insignificant to contribute to my book.”

Jon F'n when you have $hit for brains, it's hard to see what the rest of the world is doing.

[Eagle of Liberty]

“I don’t really have the time or energy to actually write a book myself,” Kerry admitted. “But by combining the hard work of the common people with the marketing power of my name and charisma, I believe we can pull together a viable product.”

This guy really needs to read a paper and see what fly-over country thinks of him. He really just seems ignorant to the fact that nobody finds him relevant.

He doesn't have time? What, he can't reduce the number of skiing trips, or biking trips, or hunting trips, or windsurfing trips, or trips overseas to meet with countries like Syria just to write a few pages on a topic he is now obsessed with?

Hey Kerry! You're a JOKE!

[george76]

"Hello, Lieutenant? This is Detective Sousa...we have a 'John F'n Kerry' here who claims he was working in his office when suddenly a woman with tremendous CANKLES rushed out of the shadows, slapped him silly, and dropped a note saying 'stay away in 2008'".

"Yes, Sir, we have called his wife, she will come take him home..."

[ustanker]

Sounds like he wants other people's stories, And he has someone put together a book about it and its his book! That P.O.S. is amazing!

[sodpoodle]

No case of book worms here!!!!!!!

You are so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad


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[pikachu]

Well, his first plan was a book called 'The Audacity of it is etched in my mind -- I still have the hat' but Obama told him no.

[SierraWasp]

I'll never forget Johnny Carson referring to it as: "Shifferbranes Syndrome!"

[McCloud-Strife]

it's out and being prominantly displayed at Amazon.com. I suggest we drop by and offer our own review of it. I have.

[SierraWasp]

Great idea!!!