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DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-05 ("Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/08/2005 5:37:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmie feelings have been hurt because of billboards thanking the jaded Leftist Hollywood celebs for helping make the Bush re-election victory possible as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds.” The DUmmies thoughtfully provided us with the text of the HUMAN EVENTS ARTICLE which describes the billboards that they are outraged about. As usual the outraged DUmmie Crybabying is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Hollyweird scene from atop the billboard, is in the [brackets]:

Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds: Look at the BILLBOARDS citizensunited.org is planning on displaying in Hollywood during the month of February, and near the Academy Awards ceremony. Not only are these people Criminal, they're also CRUEL!! Does anybody doubt now that we are being TOO NICE?! We need our own Billboards & they need to tell America THE TRUTH about ELECTION FRAUD!!

[Put up your own billboard about “Election Fraud. We need the comedy relief. And now let us read the Human Events article you provided about the billboard that caused you to throw a conniption fit…]

HUMAN EVENTS has learned that a billboard blitz "thanking" Hollywood for the reelection of President Bush will be unveiled early next week.

The advertisements feature the faces of liberal Hollywood icons Michael Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Ben Affleck, Martin Sheen, Chevy Chase, Barbara Streisand, and Sean Penn, and offer thanks to Hollywood their help getting President Bush reelected.

Two versions of the billboard were created, both "thanking" Hollywood -- the first for "4 more years" and the second for "W. Still President."

Billboard creator Citizens United, a group that advocates a return to traditional American values, has purchased the use of three billboards near the Kodak Theatre (home of the Academy Awards) for the month of February, which includes Oscar Night, Sunday, February 27.

[BRILLIANT!!! Plus all the DUmmie and Leftist outrage is SURE to give the billboards ADDED publicity!]

This is insane. Can these folks do anything about this false advertizing??

[Only if the celebs DID support Bush in 2004. Something they would NEVER admit.]

Freedom of speech is a bitch, ain't it? Quakerfriend, the billboard is not "advertising" anything. It is not offering goods or service to the public. Therefore, no "false advertising." The billboards in question are an expression of political speech, paid for the speaker. As such, they are protected by the First Amendment. Your political opponents have the same freedom and protection to speak that you do. If you wanted to, you could rent that same billboard, put up a sign that says, "We wuz robbed!" with a picture of Bush dressed like the Hamburglar, and get your message out. Maybe you should start a fundraiser!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Politically polarizing statements in view of public thoroughfares create a distraction among drivers in general and make roadways less safe for the general public. There's your argument for banning overtly political speech on billboards. Advertising is fine, slogans of a 'soft' nature are fine, but please... nothing that would make certain people- on either side, right or left- white with rage. That has no place on the roads.

[That’s a new one. Ban political free speech because it might cause vehicular accidents.]

They won't last a week................in Tinsel Town. Either that or they'll be "altered" to make bush look like the idiot he is. There are some fantastic billboard freelancers in Cali, I'm sure these won't go unscathed.

[Hmmm….Why do I think that some Freepers will be watching those billboards like hawks this month 24/7 in order to catch DUmmie billboard defacers in the act?]

Let's all say it together: "Sore winners" The repukes are just flat-out DAMAGED. They've grabbed all the power, and STILL they're angry and defensive, hostile and bitter. It's pathalogical, it really is.

[Actually they just enjoy a good bellylaugh at the expense of the DUmmies. And your outrage just makes the laughing even better.]

They are absolutely DERANGED and PATHOLOGICAL.

[Laughing AT DUmmies must be legislated into law as a Thought Crime.]

they have 2 do this because they know they R in a weakened position. The election was rigged. They know it, we know it and they know that we know, so they have 2 continuously remind people every chance they get.

[You’re on a roll! Don’t stop your comedy shtick just yet.]

The nice thing is that they will not enjoy a moment of peace knowing that they didn't really win the election! BILLBOARDS...YES...could be the answer for us too!!

[May I recommend an “I BELIEVE” themed billboard?]

balloons filled with red paint will quickly put an end to that BS.

[Balloons filled with red paint will quickly make you cellmates to lonely hardcore prisoners who are just waiting for you to bend over to pick up the shower room soap.]

I think they ARE trying to instigate the Hollywood people to become more pro-active, because in their pin heads they are convinced the Hollywood types actually help them get votes.

[The Democrats are just one more Springsteen concert away from extinction.]

Too funny! These billboards will be up during the Oscars and you know they'll get alot of coverage.

[Absolutely so wipe that smile off your face you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I am going to puke.

[Keep barfing. It’s only going to get worse for the DUmmies.]

please post this in the ca forum. when they get hit with the paint bombs, or whatever, i want to see the pics. and we have to be prepared to contribute to the defense of any partiots that get in trouble over it.

[Note to CitizensUnited.Org: Have video cameras trained on and around those billboards 24/7. Freeper patrols would be helpful too. (And too bad if the paint bombs end up covering the DUmmies in Bolshevik Red.)]

Yep, all those Hollywood Dems need to get some of those.......paintball guns and do a little target shooting! LOL

[SMILE! You’re on CANDID CAMERA! Now you’re OFF TO JAIL!!!]

Unfortunately, their tactics are winning more senators & congressman/woman for them. I guess the masses are not as smart as we think. They can only understand childish tactics. Our schools need to do a better job of educating the masses.

[Send the masses to the Che Guevara Day Care Center.]

In LA, I give those billboards a day. Tops.

[I give any potential billboard defacer a day, tops, to stay out of jail. Thanx for putting CitizensUnited.Org on the alert, DUmmies!]


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To: PJ-Comix

Like I said, CitizensUnited.Org needs to have video cameras trained on those billboards 24/7.


Done :)


141 posted on 02/08/2005 8:20:34 PM PST by gidget7
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hey! You can't get a PhD!! You're a low IQ freeper. Go back to your trailer! ;)


142 posted on 02/08/2005 8:34:12 PM PST by imskylark
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good luck on your exam!!! Make us proud! :)


143 posted on 02/08/2005 8:41:41 PM PST by gidget7
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To: imskylark
Hey! You can't get a PhD!! You're a low IQ freeper. Go back to your trailer! ;)

And I'm urban, too! Born and raised in the city of Chicago--and I mean, in the city proper, not even the suburbs, let alone rural.

But then, I am a white, male, heterosexual, married, with children, church-going Christian, who actually believes in the Constitution and traditional public morality. So that must cancel out all my IQ points and advanced degrees.

144 posted on 02/08/2005 8:55:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ph.D. student in Biblical Studies)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good Luck on your PhD


145 posted on 02/08/2005 9:09:06 PM PST by weshess (I will eat tofu when it is made of MEAT!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good Luck on your PhD


146 posted on 02/08/2005 9:09:09 PM PST by weshess (I will eat tofu when it is made of MEAT!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Politically polarizing statements in view of public thoroughfares create a distraction among drivers in general and make roadways less safe for the general public. There's your argument for banning overtly political speech on billboards. Advertising is fine, slogans of a 'soft' nature are fine, but please... nothing that would make certain people- on either side, right or left- white with rage. That has no place on the roads.

I wonder if this would include all the lefts stupid protesting and postering? And not to mention that stupid float that guy in Florida made with the replica of Bush on it. I forget the details but you probably all remember it.

147 posted on 02/08/2005 9:14:52 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Let's all say it together: "Sore winners.

How about if we all say "sore losers".

148 posted on 02/08/2005 9:17:08 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Democratshavenobrains
Try being in a classroom with 90% liberal student body. We had a discussion about the Death Penalty, I said that I am totally for it and it is not used enough, this polite liberal sitting next to me told me I should jump in front of a bus. I asked her why she would be so quick to put someone that disagrees with her to death yet she would be more sympathetic to a murderer, she kindly told me to go F myself. As you said they do not see their own hypocrisy.
149 posted on 02/08/2005 9:18:56 PM PST by weshess (I will eat tofu when it is made of MEAT!)
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To: PJ-Comix
The nice thing is that they will not enjoy a moment of peace knowing that they didn't really win the election!

I've been enjoying myself just fine, thank you.

150 posted on 02/08/2005 9:19:26 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Balloons filled with red paint will quickly make you cellmates to lonely hardcore prisoners who are just waiting for you to bend over to pick up the shower room soap.]

Oh no! They would enjoy that to much!

151 posted on 02/08/2005 9:20:45 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Sayonara, DUmmies. [thread is still going....]

Whoa!!!! This is great!

152 posted on 02/08/2005 9:29:59 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We need our own Billboards & they need to tell America THE TRUTH about ELECTION FRAUD!!

I agree. Preferably right above Cobo Arena in Detroit (Rock City) Michigan, site of several illegalities.

153 posted on 02/08/2005 9:34:45 PM PST by Dan from Michigan (Republican Party Reptile)
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To: KJC1
That's pretty funny, and I honestly cannot believe it's still up!

Link, anyone?

154 posted on 02/08/2005 9:35:32 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Petronski
We all know how slow the freepers are. Otherwise they wouldn't be getting their nasty panties in a twist over the fact that a true Vietnam war hero is going to kick their pansy ass, draft dodging village idiot who made an utter asshole out of himself on national television in front of 62 million citizens. Just think, Freepers, EVERYONE knows what a loser your candidate is. He couldn't even win the election the first time, and now he's trying to steal it again. . . I've got news for you though--it's not going to happen this time, and we'll be laughing our asses off while you slink back into whatever dark hole you came from just like the vicious reptiles you are. . .

I copied this post off of that thread in DUmmieville. I got one thing to say. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

155 posted on 02/08/2005 9:50:15 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Politically polarizing statements in view of public thoroughfares create a distraction among drivers in general and make roadways less safe for the general public. There's your argument for banning overtly political speech on billboards. Advertising is fine, slogans of a 'soft' nature are fine, but please... nothing that would make certain people- on either side, right or left- white with rage. That has no place on the roads.


You can't make this stuff up!
156 posted on 02/08/2005 10:53:52 PM PST by Democracy In Iraq (Iraq: Newest land of the free and home of the brave.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am slowly creeping my way up to 1000 posts and posting some really outrageous sh!t in DUmmieland. It won't be long before I volunteer for a tour of duty as a DUmmie mod.

I need several other Freepers to get accounts over there and try to be mods. It is time for another "Night of the Long Knives" again.

To make it work, I need about 6 Freeper mods and 20 freepers to get accounts on there in the days before we make our move.

It took about a week before the last "Night of the Long Knives" worked it way through DUmmieland. The people banned numbered in the dozens before it was over.


157 posted on 02/08/2005 10:54:13 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: bootless

Here you go, from the first noble post to the last. This is hilarious!

14. Get used to....

.....that face with the others on Mt. Rushmore. That's where Bush's face will be one day, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Your lame ass web site is full of propaganda and BS. You people are sick. You think Iraqi women were better off under Saddam? Sure. As long as they were Sunnis. Unfortunately, as you likely know, they account for a small percentage of the population.

You people think freedom is good enough for you, but not good enough for others. Do you have any idea what would have happened to you morons had you spoken about Hussein the way you speak about our President while residing in Iraq. DEAD. That is what you would be. Your own stupidity prevents you from seeing the great vision this President has and the accomplishments he has managed despite your arrogant ignorance.

50 million people are freer today because of his decisions. (Most Afghans and Iraqis think you're a bunch of shmucks and proved it by voting which half you dope-smoking, tree huggers probably forgot to do.)

All Americans pay less taxes today because of him, and the income tax has become more progressive. (FACT, morons. Look it up.)

There will be a prescription drug benefit as part of Medicare because of him. (Sorry you don't have that issue to scare old people with anymore.)

Social Security will be fixed because of him.

Libya no longer has WMD because of him. (A fact you conveniently overlook all the time.)

That's four-years work kids. More in four years than Clinton and Carter accomplished in 12. How bout that?

If you really want to know why your party is on the verge of collapsing, it's because real people think you are complete morons. You think you're smart, but you're so damn stupid sometimes, it's amazing. There are good Democrats. Joe Lieberman is one of them. But he was to toward the middle for you dopes. He was the only one of the loons you had running for the nomination that stood a chance against Bush and you picked one of the worst. Did you people do any opposition research on Kerry? He was a disaster waiting to happen. Sure enough it happened.

Anyway-you probably quit reading a long time ago, but should you still be reading, here's a question. If y'all are so smart, how come you can't figure out how to win a national election? Why can't you regain control of the House? Senate? Don't give me any Keith Olbermann OHIO BS either. Y'all slashed tires in Wisconsin and perpetrated several frauds on election day and prior to. But you won't think about a real solution to the Democrats problem. It's not in your nature. You'll just bitch and complain how unfair things are. Sniff. Sniff.

I won't look for an answer. I'm going back to the Free Republic....after I take a shower. You people make me feel dirty.

Sayonara, DUmmies.

DistressedAmerican Donating member (887 posts) Tue Feb-08-05 08:19 PM
Response to Reply #14
15. OK Freepie McGee!



Why the hell don't you take your neo-fascist nonsense on back to wannabe cowboy land.

Glad you enjoyed the website. Please fell free to notify all of your Freeper buddies so they can have a look and see how "sick" I am (over this Douchebag to whom you swear your loyalty).

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KajaC (21 posts)
Response to Reply #15
29. Do you even know....
...what a neo-fascist is or is? I take it you have no grasp of history.

Patchuli Donating member (159 posts)
Tue Feb-08-05 08:29 PM
Response to Reply #14
17. "I'm going back to the Free Republic"
Yeah? And stay there 'Lover of a Douche Bag!'

DistressedAmerican Donating member (887 posts)
Tue Feb-08-05 08:31 PM
Response to Reply #14
18. Go on little one. I notice your number of posts is growing.
Edited on Tue Feb-08-05 08:32 PM by DistressedAmerican


Head on back to the digital range.

on edit: I have never put my arms around any tree. That is just a very hurtful stereotype.

KajaC (21 posts) Tue Feb-08-05 08:37 PM
Response to Reply #18
20. Ok.....



...sorry. But i bet you wear tie-dye. Don't deny it. You are what you are.

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DistressedAmerican Donating member (887 posts)
Tue Feb-08-05 08:39 PM
Response to Reply #20
22. Am long as I am NOT what YOU are!
Edited on Tue Feb-08-05 08:39 PM by DistressedAmerican

KajaC (21 posts) Tue Feb-08-05 08:43 PM
Response to Reply #22
25. Is that even a sentence?

AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts)
19. What rhymes with Freep? (Insert sheep pic here)
Yeah, I thought so.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go smoke a tree and hug a bowl. Er not neccessarily in that order.....

21. HA!

That's good. Really good. I love the Dean logo right by the Sheeps ass! Perfect!
24. Yeah, we all know what you REALLY want next to the sheep's ass.



I hear that's really common over at Rim-Job land . In fact I heard that you guys are trying to get legalization of man-sheep relations worked into that gay marriage ammendment.

27. Great comeback. Original, too.



Perhaps you should keep your attempts at humor in picture form. Really, the Dean logo coming out of the sheeps as was appropriately funny. It was GOOD stuff. You should be really happy with it. You are a funny person, by nature. But this last attempt...it was just lame. The sheeps ass reference had been used. It's like in Tommy Boy when Tommy stammers, "You're the one...with...the....candy shel...." Why didn't you just say, I know you are but what am I? Is that the best you got, DUmmie?

34. How about this candid photo of you and your significant other?
(pic of man and sheep here)

How's that, Kajagoogoo?

37. How'd you get my wedding pictures?

Resourceful.
(HA! Pic of Thanks Hollywood bilboard here. Good one!)

26. Here's a picture of the Free Republic innagural party


(pic of field filled with sheep)

Best attendance of any Freeper rally yet, as far as I know.

32. Well....



If you could get sheep to vote, maybe you'd have the White House...or Congress...or the Court...or the Governorships...Damn, y'all better tell Dean to figure out how to get out the Sheep vote. That will be critical to the next four years.
35. What a bushbot.....................



have you ever had an original thought in your life? I seriously doubt it. You've always done as you were told, correct. Obeyed Mom and Dad, said your prayers, never questioned anything you were told because it's so much easier to be a brain dead believer than to use that pea sized brain of yours to THINK! Don't hurt yourself, thinking is "hard work" as I heard someone of your ilk say once.
Miserable cretin. Stay where you belong, in your own filth, with your own filth, FR. Why do you come here? You couldn't pay me to visit that piece of shit site that RimJob screws you poor pathetic assholes into contributing to. Go away, far, far away.

38. Well, what an incredible....



...display of original thought by you. Really brilliant writing. You should be published.
1. 17 Freeper Posts And Counting!



Wow, we must really piss you off. I think around your parts it they say "It really sticks in your craw!" That gives me endless delight.

I was suggesting you get the hell back to Bushland. However, maybe you SHOULD stick around. You could clearly learn some valuable things.

45. It's fun, actually....

....your banal humor is ammusing. Enjoying it while I can.

44. You said you were going back to freeptard land...................



a long time ago. Just another lying sack of Republican shit like your pResident I guess?

Go on, 'git, 'git!

48. You are a lot more fun than I erver imagined!



You Moos really know how to party!!

43. By original thought did you mean....



...Hey, there's a problem! Let's raise taxes! Or maybe you meant, "Wahhh! They stole the election!!! Boo hooo!!!" Perhaps it was, "Bush lied (like Kerry, Clinton, Gore, and more Dems about Iraq..not that they count because they make your point irrelevant) kids died."


Come on. Haven't you figured out that the reason you keep losing elections is because the Democrat Party hasn't had an original idea in DECADES? Ha! This is good stuff.

40. Your gender..................



in your profile it says "undeclared". There are 2 genders, pick one. I know it's a lot to think about, and you're probably not really sure which one you are, but give it a try. I know, it's very confusing for a freeper. Think about it for a while, ask around and get back to us, OK?

46. Hey man....



....why you gotta label me. Aren't we all just people?



My hat is off to JCRoberts! You are a very skillful DUmmie baiter!


158 posted on 02/08/2005 11:06:05 PM PST by no_apathy
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To: no_apathy
Thanks! I was so disappointed when I clicked franksolich's link, and found over half the posts deleted! I wouldn't have wanted to miss it.
159 posted on 02/09/2005 1:57:51 AM PST by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix
Ahhh...another gem of a post. This has to be the best reality-based comedy series in the running.
160 posted on 02/09/2005 2:09:12 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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