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DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-05 ("Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/08/2005 5:37:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmie feelings have been hurt because of billboards thanking the jaded Leftist Hollywood celebs for helping make the Bush re-election victory possible as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds.” The DUmmies thoughtfully provided us with the text of the HUMAN EVENTS ARTICLE which describes the billboards that they are outraged about. As usual the outraged DUmmie Crybabying is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Hollyweird scene from atop the billboard, is in the [brackets]:

Billboard Blitz to Rub Salt in Our Wounds: Look at the BILLBOARDS citizensunited.org is planning on displaying in Hollywood during the month of February, and near the Academy Awards ceremony. Not only are these people Criminal, they're also CRUEL!! Does anybody doubt now that we are being TOO NICE?! We need our own Billboards & they need to tell America THE TRUTH about ELECTION FRAUD!!

[Put up your own billboard about “Election Fraud. We need the comedy relief. And now let us read the Human Events article you provided about the billboard that caused you to throw a conniption fit…]

HUMAN EVENTS has learned that a billboard blitz "thanking" Hollywood for the reelection of President Bush will be unveiled early next week.

The advertisements feature the faces of liberal Hollywood icons Michael Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Ben Affleck, Martin Sheen, Chevy Chase, Barbara Streisand, and Sean Penn, and offer thanks to Hollywood their help getting President Bush reelected.

Two versions of the billboard were created, both "thanking" Hollywood -- the first for "4 more years" and the second for "W. Still President."

Billboard creator Citizens United, a group that advocates a return to traditional American values, has purchased the use of three billboards near the Kodak Theatre (home of the Academy Awards) for the month of February, which includes Oscar Night, Sunday, February 27.

[BRILLIANT!!! Plus all the DUmmie and Leftist outrage is SURE to give the billboards ADDED publicity!]

This is insane. Can these folks do anything about this false advertizing??

[Only if the celebs DID support Bush in 2004. Something they would NEVER admit.]

Freedom of speech is a bitch, ain't it? Quakerfriend, the billboard is not "advertising" anything. It is not offering goods or service to the public. Therefore, no "false advertising." The billboards in question are an expression of political speech, paid for the speaker. As such, they are protected by the First Amendment. Your political opponents have the same freedom and protection to speak that you do. If you wanted to, you could rent that same billboard, put up a sign that says, "We wuz robbed!" with a picture of Bush dressed like the Hamburglar, and get your message out. Maybe you should start a fundraiser!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Politically polarizing statements in view of public thoroughfares create a distraction among drivers in general and make roadways less safe for the general public. There's your argument for banning overtly political speech on billboards. Advertising is fine, slogans of a 'soft' nature are fine, but please... nothing that would make certain people- on either side, right or left- white with rage. That has no place on the roads.

[That’s a new one. Ban political free speech because it might cause vehicular accidents.]

They won't last a week................in Tinsel Town. Either that or they'll be "altered" to make bush look like the idiot he is. There are some fantastic billboard freelancers in Cali, I'm sure these won't go unscathed.

[Hmmm….Why do I think that some Freepers will be watching those billboards like hawks this month 24/7 in order to catch DUmmie billboard defacers in the act?]

Let's all say it together: "Sore winners" The repukes are just flat-out DAMAGED. They've grabbed all the power, and STILL they're angry and defensive, hostile and bitter. It's pathalogical, it really is.

[Actually they just enjoy a good bellylaugh at the expense of the DUmmies. And your outrage just makes the laughing even better.]

They are absolutely DERANGED and PATHOLOGICAL.

[Laughing AT DUmmies must be legislated into law as a Thought Crime.]

they have 2 do this because they know they R in a weakened position. The election was rigged. They know it, we know it and they know that we know, so they have 2 continuously remind people every chance they get.

[You’re on a roll! Don’t stop your comedy shtick just yet.]

The nice thing is that they will not enjoy a moment of peace knowing that they didn't really win the election! BILLBOARDS...YES...could be the answer for us too!!

[May I recommend an “I BELIEVE” themed billboard?]

balloons filled with red paint will quickly put an end to that BS.

[Balloons filled with red paint will quickly make you cellmates to lonely hardcore prisoners who are just waiting for you to bend over to pick up the shower room soap.]

I think they ARE trying to instigate the Hollywood people to become more pro-active, because in their pin heads they are convinced the Hollywood types actually help them get votes.

[The Democrats are just one more Springsteen concert away from extinction.]

Too funny! These billboards will be up during the Oscars and you know they'll get alot of coverage.

[Absolutely so wipe that smile off your face you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I am going to puke.

[Keep barfing. It’s only going to get worse for the DUmmies.]

please post this in the ca forum. when they get hit with the paint bombs, or whatever, i want to see the pics. and we have to be prepared to contribute to the defense of any partiots that get in trouble over it.

[Note to CitizensUnited.Org: Have video cameras trained on and around those billboards 24/7. Freeper patrols would be helpful too. (And too bad if the paint bombs end up covering the DUmmies in Bolshevik Red.)]

Yep, all those Hollywood Dems need to get some of those.......paintball guns and do a little target shooting! LOL

[SMILE! You’re on CANDID CAMERA! Now you’re OFF TO JAIL!!!]

Unfortunately, their tactics are winning more senators & congressman/woman for them. I guess the masses are not as smart as we think. They can only understand childish tactics. Our schools need to do a better job of educating the masses.

[Send the masses to the Che Guevara Day Care Center.]

In LA, I give those billboards a day. Tops.

[I give any potential billboard defacer a day, tops, to stay out of jail. Thanx for putting CitizensUnited.Org on the alert, DUmmies!]


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To: Roscoe Karns; JCRoberts

Saw that. Mad props to JCRoberts. I loved it when they deleted your first post in that thread because they couldn't answer it.


121 posted on 02/08/2005 7:26:49 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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To: JCRoberts

Ok, wish me luck. I'm going on recon ...

I'll probably be banned pretty quickly because they're watching now.


122 posted on 02/08/2005 7:28:16 PM PST by Jackson57
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To: Jackson57

Good luck. We're all counting on you.


123 posted on 02/08/2005 7:30:56 PM PST by JCRoberts
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To: Purrcival
I loved it when they deleted your first post in that thread because they couldn't answer it.

I thought the DUmmies put up a pretty good argument. Didn't see all the pictures of sheep they posted? haha!

124 posted on 02/08/2005 7:31:04 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: JCRoberts

I think all of the children have gone to bed. Or you scared them off.


125 posted on 02/08/2005 7:32:52 PM PST by Jackson57
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To: rdl6989

can I drive the rocket car, please please. I'll give you a thin mint.


126 posted on 02/08/2005 7:33:49 PM PST by phoenix0468 (One man with courage is a majority. (Thomas Jefferson))
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To: Roscoe Karns

Oh, yeah, that really convinced me.


127 posted on 02/08/2005 7:39:40 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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To: Jackson57

We've got your back :-)


128 posted on 02/08/2005 7:40:14 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Geez - I blink, and PJ's over the 600 mark!

On your way to 1,000, Peej!


129 posted on 02/08/2005 7:41:10 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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To: Purrcival

No one wants to play. I think they got scared off. Must have been all of those sheep photos.


130 posted on 02/08/2005 7:42:49 PM PST by Jackson57
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To: Jackson57

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... I just looked and half of the posts are deleted! I guess that ran everyone off.


131 posted on 02/08/2005 7:44:32 PM PST by Jackson57
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, I'll be on FR another hour or two, but then I'm outta here for a while--like, till February 21. So if you don't see me posting on the DUFUs these next couple of weeks, it's not because I don't like 'em any more. It's just that I've got to bear down for a Ph.D. comprehensive exam I'm taking on February 19 and 21.

Keep the DUFUs flyin'!

132 posted on 02/08/2005 7:46:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ph.D. student in Biblical Studies)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good luck, and come back a doctor.


133 posted on 02/08/2005 7:47:54 PM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are so retarded, they don't see ANY hypocrisy in acting like this billboard will cause chaos on the roads while endlessly talking about their anti-Bush bumper stickers.


134 posted on 02/08/2005 7:48:15 PM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: franksolich
Good luck, and come back a doctor.

Thank you, however, just passing this exam will not make a doctor, not yet. This will just move me into the last big phase of doctoral work--the dissertation. I've done all the course work, I've got all the languages, and soon, I hope, I will have completed both comprehensive exams (NT/Greek and OT/Hebrew). But the dissertation awaits.

BTW, franksolich, since I will be largely FreeRepublic-free for the next couple weeks, could you please take me off your Norway Ping List for now?

135 posted on 02/08/2005 7:55:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ph.D. student in Biblical Studies)
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To: visualops
Whatever happened to all the other genders the Left created?

I remember reading a comic in National Lampoon years ago. It was about picking up a date on this alian planet where they had 12 different sexes. (you needed 11 other people to form the date)--- Maybe these DUmmies are from that planet.

136 posted on 02/08/2005 7:58:34 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
"Politically polarizing statements in view of public thoroughfares create a distraction among drivers in general and make roadways less safe for the general public. There's your argument for banning overtly political speech on billboards."

My nominee for Lamest Leftist Reasoning of the Day.

You can't put up politically polarizing messages in public? OK, there go, uh, ALL political messages.

137 posted on 02/08/2005 8:09:16 PM PST by Darkwolf377 ("Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."-Ronald Reagan)
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To: PJ-Comix
Our schools need to do a better job of educating the masses.


Oh lord, seriously get your kids out of DUmmie schools!!

This was hilarious!! PJ you were in your element tonight.

Does anyone else read the Lousy Freeper Troll posts and guess who might have written them??? Price of a Billboard Ad $$$$$ Price of a paints gun $$$$ seeing a news report of a DUmmie arrested for defacing property........PRICELESS!!
138 posted on 02/08/2005 8:14:03 PM PST by gidget7
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To: Charles Henrickson

Good luck on the exams! Getting a PhD for what?


139 posted on 02/08/2005 8:17:53 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Duh. Now I see the "Biblical Studies". Sorry...


140 posted on 02/08/2005 8:18:48 PM PST by Purrcival (Dubya rocks!)
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