DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Budge]

...if a democrat ever gets in power, it will be a regular democrat who is just a pain in the backside instead of one of these really whacked out kooks.

But Stalin is dead and Castro is almost.

[beckysueb]

I was thinking maybe as a means of being dramatic and getting attention. My ex husband would do stupid stuff like that when he was drunk. He would have someone call relatives in another state and say he was dead. Once, after we were already divorced and I was already remarried (to a wonderful man, I might add), my ex went out west somewhere and had someone call my daughter and say he was dead. Needless to say, my daughter was devastated. She called us with the news and my husband took over and told her he would find out what happened and where he was. Well, he couldn't find any proof anywhere but my ex turned up a few days later and swore up and down he hadn't done it but he had done things like that before so I knew he had tried to fake his own death once again just to get attention and see what reaction he was going to get. It was just a really stupid thing to do but he did it several times. But in this case, its looking like it might be real. But what a weird thing for a mother to do who has just lost her child. My mother is already gone but if I was to die, I can't imagine my daughter getting on FR first thing and posting my death. Of course DU was probably the most important thing in this poor souls life so it seemed to the mother like the first thing to do. But its all very strange.

[beckysueb]

Thats true but the idea of DU types getting in power is just too scary to think about. I have read alot of their stuff that doesn't make it to the DUmmyFUnnies because its not funny. Its just plain scary. They really want President Bush and all of us dead or at least in prison. I have no doubt if they got in a position to implement it, they would. They want rid of conservatives and have talked about conservatives slowly dying out until theres nothing left but liberals. I'm sure Hitler had his dreams of ridding society of certain kinds of humanity, too and then got in a position where he actually did it. These people are very dilusional, just like Hitler was. Its chilling.

[Budge]

Yes, it's chilling!

What the poor saps over there don't understand is what they really want, in the name of "America," is a true socialist state!

They haven't been taught our real history, just the NEA approved, rewritten cr@p they wish history had been.

One example was quoted as, "...when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor!"

What is so frightening is so many actually believe this BS.

[beckysueb]

Just went over and read this thread. I found it ironic after reading all the hate for the late President Reagan, that one poster commented that maybe now Reagan would know that liberal hearts are loving hearts. How absolutely sick!

[beckysueb]

Yes, they do believe it. They are so wrong about so many things, but people like this do get in power and when they do, they wreak havoc with society.

[sirchtruth]

I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK.

Would someone please explain this assinine comment...I would go over there as a spy and ask this DUer myself, but feel I'd be found out as a Freeper for asking such a logical question!

[Budge]

Exactly, which is why this democrat will never vote for another democRAT --- haven't in many years!

[NRA1995]

"I'm on my husband's computer tonight, and he forbids me to go on DU on his computer. Says that site always messes his PC up"

All that's happened to me when I go there is I get alerts from my spyware. Have hubby install a good spyware program. Betting the DUbie Brothers also brag that they don't have any corporate sponsors (snicker).

[Solamente]

What a great Hallmark card that would make! LOL!

[Solamente]

In the meantime, I bet you could get a column in NewsMax no sweat!

[Flux Capacitor]

----We have lost Congress----

It took you ten years to figure that out?!

----We have lost the Judiciary----

Not quite yet, but we're working on it.

----We have lost the law----

You - fought - the - law and the -- LAW WON (Washington State excepted)

----We have lost our right to religion.----

Parallel Universe time. I've lost count of how many bigoted euphemisms they've come up with for Christians and Jews, and how they should be shut down from practicing their respective religions. Guess it helps to be a Wiccan over there. (I wonder if a Shatnerologist such as myself could get by in DUmmieworld....)

----And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI. Fortunately, I probably have the most boring record in history.----

Not anymore you don't, bitch. :)

-Dan

[queenkathy]

This is the best one yet. They just don't get it do they? This one in particular has a very strange way at looking at Christians. I suppose we are just supposed to be serving up food at the food lines and giving, giving of ourselves. We aren't supposed to be getting involved in politics if we are Christians, they want to keep on being corrupt and just have us as their slaves.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Probably had a few drinks and started fantasizing about putting some Bushies in their place, street style...

What we need is a "So You Say You're Tough" style political competition. Heck we could even get Fox to televise it. Wanta bet on the number of DUmmies that would show up?

[Choose Ye This Day]

Twisted. They don't have an ounce of love in them. Well, self-love, maybe.

[beckysueb]

Doubt if we'd get as many as they did at the big protest at the Hienz townhouse in Boston. They got 2 there.

[beckysueb]

I may be donning the old tinfoil hat but the DUmmies have been complaining about the DUFU's and Freeper infiltration alot lately. Could this guy have cooked this up to put a damper on the DUFU's and get the Freepers to back off for awhile? Just a thought.

[beezdotcom]

What would happen if she cast her little spell and Bush's nose didn't grow and the truth was what they have already said?

C'mon. It would just convince her that Republicans were truly evil, because obviously it was Satan who interfered with the efficacy of her spell, right?

[cgbg]

promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI.

OR?

PJ, omg this was funny.

It sounds like the MIB paid her a visit. :-)

[KJC1]

When that whole thing began to develop, I didn't know how it would turn out. If I had known, I wouldn't have linked it here in the DUFUs since it's a real downer. Sorry PJ.

Given that, no WAY are the rest of the DUmmies off the hook for their lunacy!