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To: sport; Mulder

I live next door to an 80 year old widow and I suspect that she is feeding stray cats. I am going to kick her door in tonight and tackle her so the cats stop urinating in my flowerbed. Then I will feel like a real man...


75 posted on 03/23/2006 11:49:48 AM PST by TSgt (Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
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To: MikeWUSAF

Let me know how it turns out.


95 posted on 03/23/2006 11:57:35 AM PST by sport
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To: MikeWUSAF
I live next door to an 80 year old widow and I suspect that she is feeding stray cats. I am going to kick her door in tonight and tackle her so the cats stop urinating in my flowerbed. Then I will feel like a real man...

LOL. For extra fun, you could dress up in all black like a ninja, and spew profanities at granny while slamming her to the ground.

107 posted on 03/23/2006 12:03:12 PM PST by Mulder (“The spirit of resistance is so valuable, that I wish it to be always kept alive" Thomas Jefferson)
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To: MikeWUSAF

Why don't you save yourself some hurt and sprinkle a few mothballs in your flowers? You can get 'em for a dollar at the Dollar Tree and sleep good all night.

(that woman oughta pay me for saving her cats and her door)


112 posted on 03/23/2006 12:04:48 PM PST by azhenfud (He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
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