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28,000yo phallus discovered
Herald Sun ^
| 21 July 2005
Posted on 07/20/2005 10:24:41 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
A STONE phallus 28,000 years-old has been discovered in a cave in Baden-Wuertemberg in southern Germany, the University of Tubingen said today.
In assembling 14 stone fragments, found last year in the Hohle Fels cave, archeologists rebuilt the phallus, which is 20 centimetres long and three centimetres wide. It will be on display at the prehistoric museum in Blaubeuren, starting on Monday.
The caves in the Blaubeuren region, which sheltered Neanderthal man, are among the most important archeological sites in Europe.
The oldest object representing a bird, dating back 32,000 years, was discovered a few years ago in the same cave.
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KEYWORDS: ancientwanker; archaeology; bloodyold; ggg; godsgravesglyphs; history; oldfella; phallus
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I understand its first owner was Helen Thomas...
To: Aussie Dasher
Most of the men in her life have turned to stone also, I'm sure
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:31:43 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: digger48
She's had MEN in her life...?
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:32:43 PM PDT
by
Aussie Dasher
(The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
To: Aussie Dasher
An impressive specimen, to be sure...but it's still not as big as Gerhard Schroeder.
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:34:10 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...oops, did I say that out loud?)
To: RichInOC
I've heard it's THREE times the size of Schroeder.
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:37:28 PM PDT
by
Aussie Dasher
(The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Depends. Are we talking about big Gerhard or little Gerhard?
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:39:12 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Willard could not be reached for comment.)
To: Aussie Dasher
I just realized how big of a #%#$ they were talking about.
I think Helen's probably more of a Stonehenge type of gal.
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:39:37 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: digger48
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:40:47 PM PDT
by
Aussie Dasher
(The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
To: RichInOC
I've heard little Gerhard is VERY little...
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:41:27 PM PDT
by
Aussie Dasher
(The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Ah. That's unfortunate.
:-D
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:42:56 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Willard could not be reached for comment.)
To: Aussie Dasher
I'l bet Barney Frank wouldn't take that sitting down.
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:46:39 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: digger48
It doesn't bear thinking about (or is that 'bare'?)
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:48:40 PM PDT
by
Aussie Dasher
(The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Dick Cheney is still the Big Kahoona!
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:48:42 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
To: MarineBrat
A LOT bigger than Schroeder, I gather.
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:49:31 PM PDT
by
Aussie Dasher
(The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
To: Aussie Dasher
They don't call him "Big" Dick Cheney for nothing!
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posted on
07/20/2005 10:55:48 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
To: Aussie Dasher
Found it in Robert Byrd's pants?
To: RichInOC
German men have smaller d!cks. Didn't you see the story?
To: Dashing Dasher
Here's one for your Women Of Substance ping list.
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posted on
07/21/2005 7:16:34 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(This ain't your granddaddy's America)
To: Aussie Dasher
Whoever was the Poor unlucky owner...
He surely made the mistake of NOT contactin his doctor if his "h***-on" lasted "for more than 3 to 4 hours".
[see ANY Viagra precription disclaimers for more info...or not. ;) ]
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posted on
07/21/2005 9:40:18 AM PDT
by
ExcursionGuy84
("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
To: Fierce Allegiance; cyborg; Xenalyte; raivyn; MamaTexan; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; njwoman; ...
Fierce thought we should be aware!!!!
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posted on
07/21/2005 11:16:48 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(I'm sorry....But, I cannot change the Laws of Physics! ---- Scotty!)
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