You are what we used to call a douche.
You are obviously too smart for the rest of us. Why on earth would anyone want to spend time laughing? Oh thats right, the stick up your ass hurts too much to allow you to laugh.
“You are what we used to call a douche.”
Oh, look, everyone! He who has no useful post with information calls names! And I am a douche?
ROFL
Oh, we still call them that.
My dad never talks about his time in the service. The one time he told a story it involved hearing the screams of a thousand drowning men as his ship passed on by and did not stop to help.