He’s got a nose like Bill Maher.
They both could use a nose job (flatten, reshape).
I’m not a plastic surgeon, but I’d volunteer to perform the task manually. On both of ‘em. For free. Hell, I’d pay to perform the operation. :-)
I noticed that only one person in the photo is smiling - and he’s not a soldier.
These soldiers look like they would rather be eating a bar of soap rather than escorting Panchetta around.