Philosophical Problems with the Mormon Concept of God

Christian Research Institute ^ | Francis J. Beckwith

[restornu]

I would like to read the original post myself- NO parapharsing!

Illbay is Not anti semtic, but I know he is anti-jerk!

So until I read the post how do I know what he met! I have been combing this thread trying to find it originally!

[CCWoody]

They were so afraid of things like coffeehouses (I took them to one during praise night: oops!) ~ CARepubGal

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Caffeine is a major no-no. You see, if they were Pentecostal, you could have just told them that if the rapture was tonight, then you would surely be left behind and headed for hell.

Woody.

[JesseShurun]

Trust me it's there, over and over. Maybe if you read the threads and follow what is really being said, instead of posting cartoons and disrupting, you would have more of a clue to what is going on.

[CARepubGal]

Pentecostal? I thought they were super charismatic and spoke in tongues a lot. :-)

[restornu]

POST UP JS!

OR STOP INSINUATING!!!!!

[JesseShurun]

I don't take orders from strident females. Do your homework. Nest time, follow along with the class.

[CCWoody]

Pentecostal? I thought they were super charismatic and spoke in tongues a lot. :-) ~ CARepubGal

I think the phrase hyper-Charismatic would be more descriptive.

getting back to the devil's brew... Here is a toast for you: "May we be in Heaven 30 minutes before the Devil knows we're dead."

Woody.

[drstevej]

you, sir ar hyper-calvinistic-expialidotious. (That doesn't mean anything, I just like the sound)

[CARepubGal]

LOL! That is a great toast. Hyper charismatic is a great term.

[CCWoody]

Being Jewish, as well as a Christian, I won't let it pass. ~ Uncle Jesse

Hey, being Jewish in the only sense that matters and, thus, a Christian, I'll stand right with you against those who think that Christ is a monster.

Woody.

[JesseShurun]

Yes. Let it pass and you are one of Matchett's Leftist, woosie poosie neutered meowser weasels.

[restornu]

Just as I thought there is NO such post only IN your head!

[CCWoody]

LOL! That is a great toast. ~ CARepubGal

Yep, he drinks and he dances and he brawls once a week (indoor soccer--what were you thinking). I can hit those cute tail wagging deer at 400+ yds and geese die quick.

I also cook, but only if it involves pain the next day or open flames.

And I'm gorgeous.

Woody.

Hands off, girls, I'm already taken.

[JesseShurun]

Well maybe you can ask ill boy or better yet, the admin moderator

[JesseShurun]

I shoot rats. Got a German pellet gun. I can knock'em off the rooftops. One shot one kill. My rat terier waits on the ground but they are already dead. One shot, right thru the heart.

[CCWoody]

speaking of rats....

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs.
"Twelve dollars for the rat, sir," says the shop owner, "and a thousand dollars more for the story behind it."
"You can keep the story, old man," he replies, "but I’ll take the rat."
The transaction complete, the tourist leaves the store with the bronze rat under his arm. As he crosses the street in front of the store, two live rats emerge from a sewer drain and fall into step behind him. Nervously looking over his shoulder, he begins to walk faster, but every time he passes another sewer drain, more rats come out and follow him. By the time he’s walked two blocks, at least a hundred rats are at his heels, and people begin to point and shout. He walks even faster, and soon breaks into a trot as multitudes of rats swarm from sewers, basements, vacant lots, and abandoned cars. Rats by the thousands are at his heels, and as he sees the waterfront at the bottom of the hill, he panics and starts to run full tilt. No matter how fast he runs, the rats keep up, squealing hideously, now not just thousands but millions, so that by the time he comes rushing up to the water’s edge a trail of rats twelve city blocks long is behind him. Making a mighty leap, he jumps up onto a light post, grasping it with one arm while he hurls the bronze rat into San Francisco Bay with the other, as far as he can heave it. Pulling his legs up and clinging to the light post, he watches in amazement as the seething tide of rats surges over the breakwater into the sea, where they drown.
Shaken and mumbling, he makes his way back to the antique shop.
"Ah, so you’ve come back for the rest of the story," says the owner.
"No," says the tourist, "I was wondering if you have a bronze lawyer."

[CARepubGal]

Interesting resume. :-)

[restornu]

So tell me what you mean?

[Elsie]

Illbay is Not anti semtic, but I know he is anti-jerk!

So! That explains it.......

...it's all that self-loathing

[Matchett-PI]

"Yes. Let it pass and you are one of Matchett's Leftist, woosie poosie neutered meowser weasels."

YOU CALLED????!!!! What are you guys doin' in the back room here makin' fun of my tag line? LOL