Posted on 10/07/2002 1:03:41 PM PDT by Polycarp
You feel you have to GO somewhere to confess your sins???
<> Yes, it was all predestined that Jesus would establish His Catholic Church, send the Holy Spirit upon it to Teach it all truth, and Jesus would send His Apostles out into the whole world to Teach in His name, and Jesus would say who hears you hears me, and the Catholic Church would be the Pillar and Ground of Truth BUT, it would ALL be a LIE.
REALLY what happened is this. For reasons we don't really know, and don't have any rightr to ask, it was predetermined before time began that Jesus would establish a Catholic Church that would teach lies and falsehoods and really wouldn't be the Pillar and Ground of Truth but, in later days, Saints (kinda Later Day Saints, ya might say) like Calvin, would be raised to bring us the REAL truth and as to those poor saps who had swallowed the false Doctrines taught for 16 Centuries, well, they are rotting and burning in Hell (serves the bastards right) for listening to and believing a false, fradulent Church and when Jesus promised to be with His Catholic Church until the end of time, He was REALLY talking about Calvin who was to be born 16 Centuries AFTER Jesus' Death and Resurrection as had been predetermined before time began.
Yes, this is the Faith of Calvin, and the Ambassador, and RnMomm, and drstevej and this is what I am supposed to embrace, or else.
That is good..but do you ever wonder what is there beyond the 5 verses or so? Do you ever read it for understasnding not just personal meditation? Do you own a Bible?
Something like this:
"Muh daddy wuz ah Dem-a-cRAT, muh grandaddy wuz ah Dem-a-cRAT, annn muh hole famly wuz Dem-a-cRATS fur as fuuurrr bak as ah kin remembuuurrr --- an thats guuuuuuud E'nuff fur me!!!"
<> Holy Pickpocket, Batman. They ripped-off the Pope. Was it the Joker?
No, Robin, my good friend. It was the Holy Spirit
Holy duplicity, Batman. You mean the Holy Spirit turned against the Catholic Church Jesus established and ripped-off the Pope?
Right as rain, faithful friend.
Wow, Batman, why?
Predetermination, my friend. Predetermination...Don't ask....
Does the Pope know?
Ha, Ha, Ha...good one, Robin. No, he is clueless and I am not gonna be the one to tell him.
Who does have the Keys, Batman?
Calvin.
Batman, do you mean....
Yes. Yes I do boy wonder. Calvin inclined towards the Keys so the Holy Spirit cut a deal with him.
Holy duplicity, Batman. Predetermination?
Yes, boy wonder. Predetermination.
Gosh, Batman. It all makes sense once you stop and think about it....
Ha, Ha, Ha. It sure does. Say, boy wonder, did you know you are predetermined for Hell? Ha, ha, ha, ha,ha
( Fade to Black)
<> I don't operate on the basis of feelings.
I thought so. LOL
The thoughtless (born and bred useful idiots and suckers) and the cynical opportunists (Marx/Barnum/DemocRATS/False religions, etc.) that take advantage of them comprise the vast majority of the inhabitants of the earth.
God has a "little flock" by comparison.
You could have fooled me!!! LOL
By the way! Were you a "bred" Catholic, too?
Nope Ichabod is written over the door of St Peters
Evading another question, are you?
Here it is again:
Were you "born a Catholic" --- you know --- like the mindless who have a long family history of being "born DemocRATS"?
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