Why Vegetarians Should Be Allowed to Eat Meat

Catholicity/Gilbrt Magazine ^ | April 30, 2002 | Dan Coyne

[Nubbin]

YES! The hypocrisy of those who have turned vegetarianism into a bureaucracy is stunning. They display a truly un-nutritional attitude and are clearly vegephobic. Can a cow help it if he's not born a squash? No, a cow is born a cow and as such, blameless for his bovine tendencies. We should open our pantries and refrigerators and accept a steak for what it is.

I think we should organize a chapter of Vegetarians For Choice. We can march on PETA and toss bottles of Heinz 57 steaksauce into their next meeting.

[EODGUY]

If interested, you can even e-mail me for my wife's famous Spotted Owl Casserole recipe.

I understand it tastes just like Bald Eagle.

[Canticle_of_Deborah]

:)

[Aquinasfan]

I love it. "When it comes to meat I'm pro-choice" will be worked into a conversation with a Vegan one of these days.

[Proud2BAmerican]

Thanks so much for the laughs; I was in dire need. :-)

[Jeff Chandler]

har

[Judith Anne]

We who are omnivores feel marginalized. (*sob*)

[wwjdn]

Excellent points, food for thought (laughter)... It sure makes religious abortionist look like fools, which really makes it funny.

[Diago]

Vegetarian.........old Indian word meaning piss poor hunter !

LOL. That's great.

[GKBelloc]

This whole thing is just ridiculous. I don't see why meat eaters would want to be vegetarians anyway. I mean, really.

BUMP

[Notwithstanding]

I love animals...

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...they're delicious.

[creepola]

Great post!

[Diago]

Did you ever read this?

[Maximilian]

While we're laughing, some lawyer is probably thinking this is a good opportunity for a lawsuit.

Modern people think that they've overturned the principle of non-contradiction. But as the philospher J. Budziszewski says, just because we THINK we're no longer bound by logic and reason, doesn't mean that we in fact are not. Reality has a way of intruding itself on our fantasies. Catholics for a Free Choice might think that they are clever, but they are suffering the effects of their insanity, both in this world and in the next.