Missionary carrying a cross on his shoulder during 5,000-miles walk across America is arrested for getting into a fist fight with Montana motorist who 'threatened to shoot him'

Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | December 2, 2022 | Vanessa Serna

[COBOL2Java]

Dear Hot Tabasco, my original post was tongue-in-cheek.

Sorry you’re taking things so seriously.

Merry Christmas!

[Sirius Lee]

they were all with one accord in one place.

LOL! Perfect.

[Fightin Whitey]

It's only half that distance from North Carolina to Montana.

Not if he followed the Flat Erf Guidbook.

[dangus]

If you read the article, it says exactly that.

[Freedom4US]

Montanans are generally a pretty low key sort. If I were a betting man, I’d wager the “Montana motorist” is most likely a California transplant. (Who ain’t from California, either)

[Delta 21]

Isnt there a whole lotta space in Montana? And all the rednecks know their big trucks wont fit up close by the front of the Wal-Mart.

[zeugma]

But, he does not speak of his own Accord.

LOL. Well played!

[Fido969]

Acts 2:1 And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.

Of course. They were all with one (Honda) Accord.

[Organic Panic]

I need a diagram for this incident.

[Cecily]

If the apostles of the Book of Acts were alive today (ankle bracelets instead of jail):

[fidelis]

[sauropod]

Yep. Remember that.