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What would Jesus drive?
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| 07/06/2013
Posted on 07/06/2013 6:25:34 PM PDT by boatbums
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To: boatbums
What would Jesus drive?
He would probably want something comfortable for those long trips from Kfar Nahum (Capernaum) to Jerusalem down Route 90 or up to Lebanon along Route 6. He would also need something that could tackle those rough dirt roads on the Golan Heights and in the Judean Desert, but with enough room to hold the 12 Apostles. So he would probably choose an SUV such as a Cadillac Escalade or a Range Rover.
To: bigheadfred; Lazamataz
Jesus is back... and this time, it’s personal.
To: boatbums
A white ‘67 fastback GT pony.
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:18:09 PM PDT
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: boatbums
If I were pope I would be far more concerned with what my priests were packing, rather that what they were driving.
If they were anywhere close to the adherents of the ROP.
Or maybe he doesn’t care. He seems quite happy to prostrate himself before the Muslim invaders.
To: boatbums
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:21:56 PM PDT
by
Defiant
(In the next rebellion, the rebels will be the ones carrying the American flag.)
To: boatbums
I knew a Jesus and he had a 64 Chevy Impala with curtain tassels hanging from the top of all the widows, even the windshield.
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:22:06 PM PDT
by
TonyM
To: boatbums
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an SUV... the poor don't all live in the city or where the weather is always nice and warm, the poor live in the hills an in cold climates too so to minister to them an SUV would be the most practical
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:22:21 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: boatbums
Jesus would drive a Ford, because they have not bowed the knee to baal-out.
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:24:03 PM PDT
by
Migraine
(Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU...)
To: boatbums
Saw a guy crank up a 1909 Cadillac on one of the reality shows. Just need some oil on the cylinder heads and some fresh gas. Jesus is proud.
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:24:26 PM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: boatbums
It would be humble but durable and practical, he rode into Jerusalem on a donkey after all. He was a carpenter, so there would be utility and a certain amount of hauling capacity. He was not terribly impressed with the conventions of the time, so conventionality was not a concern.
Sounds like a Subaru Baja to me. Or maybe an old aircooled VW Transporter or Samba truck.
To: fieldmarshaldj
well i hope He starts with those ishmaelites cause i know He told them distinctly "I hate Figs"...
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:24:37 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: Chode
He would need a bus with 12 disciples.
To: boatbums
Jesus was a rebel in his day...so a Hog. A white one (well, he is the good Lord. :) )
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:25:50 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:26:09 PM PDT
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: John Leland 1789
There is his “other” vehicle mentioned in Ezekiel 1.
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:26:22 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
To: Rashputin
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.
"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:30:09 PM PDT
by
GBA
(Our obamanation: Animal Farm meets 1984 in A Brave New World. Crony capitalism, chaos and control.)
To: Migraine
Jesus would drive a Ford, because they have not bowed the knee to baal-out. That's two-thirds of a pun - P.U.! ;o)
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:33:56 PM PDT
by
boatbums
(God is ready to assume full responsibility for the life wholly yielded to Him.)
To: boatbums
I’m liken this new pope as well.
To: boatbums
Jesus would drive a Ford, because they have not bowed the knee to baal-out.
That's two-thirds of a pun - P.U.! ;o)P.U. is right: it would be a Ford pickup, for sure
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:42:32 PM PDT
by
Migraine
(Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU...)
To: Average Al
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/chode6/chode2.gif)
better be all wheel drive then
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posted on
07/06/2013 7:42:33 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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