Big lie. Show me where I said anything of the sort.
Then you proceed to rave about "the Enquirer" as a great source for news
Another even bigger lie. Again, show me where I said anything of the sort. You can't, because not only have I not said the Enquirer is a "great source for news", I've not said much about the merits or veracity of the Enquirer at all. Nothing more than what we all already know.
You, sir, are completely mental, and a pathological liar. If you're saying this for the simple folly of it all, fine, have a laugh. But if you really believe what you're saying, you really, honestly need to get some help from mental health professionals. You've yet to say a single honest thing to, or about, me.