[TxPilot]

"Fox just reported HISTORICAL RECORD NUMBER at the polls! BIG WOOPI! WHAT ARE THE EXIT POLLS?!! DANG IT! "

I find the lack of exit poll reporting very heartening. Usually means the (R) is winning big...

[Revolting cat!]

HISTORICAL RECORD NUMBER at the polls!

Me thinks they're counting some voters more than one! No, wait, some voters vote multiple times!

[longtermmemmory]

slow exit polls mean R is winning.