[steveegg]

> coffee | nose > keyboard

You're piping coffee into your nose and directing the resulting output onto your keyboard? Ewwww....

(Well, that's how it reads to Unix-shell folks...)

Don't forget about the old-time DOS users (though it's usually nose >> keyboard).

[B Knotts]

I try to forget about ever using DOS. :-P

[Right Wing Professor]

nose >> keyboard

Wouldn't that mean you have a new keyboard?