[Mo1]

WOW .. that sure is a bad reaction to oilbase paint

[Gabz]

My reaction to certain insecticides is even worse!!!!!

Of course both reactions are absolutely impossible because I am a cigarette smoker and therefore have no sense of smell - but I'm not going to go there.

I couldn't even do any of the 'paint-by-number' things if they included oil paints.

[Mo1]

A joke from my dad in law



Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating
from high school.

One asked the other, "You were always so organized in
school," ..... "did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a
millionaire, my second marriage was to an actor, my third marriage was to a preacher, and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages have to do with
a well planned life?"

"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready,
and, four to go."