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Good Afternoon Troops and Canteen!

Dear Soldier,

You don't know me, but that's okay. You won't lose any sleep over it.

First, let me just confess that I'm the "leak" at the White House. Of course, I thought they said "White Castles" and assumed that they were referring to that White House. So?? Blame me. Okay?

Despite media reports, I never did a lap dance on Ben Affleck's lap. It was a choice between going to Dairy Queen or doing that. It was a toughie, but I chose the Peanut Buster Parfait over Ben. Tough luck dude!

While I'm at it, I've never been groped by Arnie. Why? I prefer Sailors over actors. I don't think it would have been out of line for any of these women claiming they were groped to have slapped him upside the head. He would have deserved it. That's for sure.

It looks like the United Nations is getting ready to condemn Israel over it's retaliation for the horrific bombing this past weekend. Syria definitely deserved what it got, but that's not the point to the United Nations. If you can name an organization that has more anti-semitic people, I'll bow to you. Until then, the United Nations wins this hands down.

Did I mention that I saw a whole lot of Air Force guys running this morning on base? It didn't do as much as say watching Marines running, but it was a beautiful sight. Since I'm not one of those type of females that grovels over stuff like that, I must tell you that they are definitely physically fit.

It must be an election year because the homeless statistics are out and people are HORRIFIED. Amazing that they are never horrified the other 3 years.

Elton John thinks that Dennis Miller is a "menace". Well, I think that's rich coming from a guy who spent 1 million dollars to have dinner with Bill Clinton. I'm smelling the irony somewhere here.

Madonna is now an author. How exciting is that? The last time she did a "book" it was a very naughty picture book about something. Hehehe! Anyways, she's now trying to reach out to little kids. Please! She's done enough to destroy good quality TV as the next celebrity and now she wants to reach out to one of my kids. She can call me and I'll tell her where she can reach. Hehe!

Oh!! Tomorrow is a beautiful day! The California Recall will finally go to the voting booth. Don't be surprised to see dead people voting. The drama is almost over. Or it's just beginning. Either way, the election season is only going to get worse from here until next year.

Outside of that, nothing much going on here at home. As a matter of fact, it's business as usual.

Stay safe and come home as soon as possible. We will keep the lights on for you. And of course, a nice hug and warm meal will be waiting for you. We promise that Ma won't be cooking it. Auntie Fawnn might!

Oh! No! You won't have to buy a Burka.

Hi,Sis!

I'm listening to my Coast Guard Brothers from Coos Bay
and a Coast Guard Helicopter resucing a boat on my scanner.
I know who the coxswain on the 47' boat by his voice.
On Thur I'll be entering part of the data from this search and resuce case.

First, let me just confess that I'm the "leak" at the White House. Of course, I thought they said "White Castles" and assumed that they were referring to that White House. So?? Blame me. Okay?ROTFLMAO!!

Hi MoJo I love your post #123 and also the dolls you are making they are so good.
Great to see you MoJo.

Wild Thing