You lies about the polling data are example enough. I'm not interested in teaching you math.
LPM, if you were to stand before God on Judgement day and He were to say, "LPM, why should I let you into Heaven?" What would you say?
That is between God and myself. You are definetly not my pastor nor my go-between with God, in otherwords mind your own business.
You need to worry about talking your way into Heaven, I'm not worried about my admittance.
What? What? Are you telling us that you have a pastor? Is he, by any chance, the pastor of The First Church of Satan in San Francisco? If not, I am seriously curious. Is he, perhaps, a Unitarian minister? Or a Methodist minister? C'mon, don't keep me guessing.