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[dirtboy]

Al Qaida has warned its agents that they have been infiltrated by the United States.

And you know that there's only one way to deal with this - have all al Qaeda shoot each other to make sure they get the infiltrator.

[Dialup Llama]

That right. You need to start killing all those spies. You never know who they could be. Perhaps the most feverent and loyal jihadi could really be a spy. You never can be too careful with this, so start killing as many as you can.

[Dog]

What do we make of this..

[Dialup Llama]

>The Al Qaida statement warned against accepting Islamic volunteers without screening them to ensure that they do not contain U.S. agents. Al Qaida said all Islamic volunteers must demonstrate a background in insurgency activities.

Don't they realize that the best spies would be the very one WITH a demonstrated insurgency background.

[ET(end tyranny)]

I would imagine that the US has been trying and in some cases succeeded in infiltrating. Truly a dangerous mission. Pray for these infiltrators.

[TADSLOS]

ALL YOUR HOLY WARRIORS ARE BELONG TO US!!

[demlosers]

"We warn of attempts to infiltrate the holy warriors in Iraq," the Al Qaida spokesman said. "There is a need to kill spies and make them an example for punishment after their presence and activities have been demonstrated."

Hey, I like this. Even if we don't have infiltrator in Al Qaida, the second best thing is make them think we do. A great way to cause those goat packers dissention resulting in killing themselves. Heehehehee.

[isthisnickcool]

Hey Al Quida, there was a page from the Koran missing that was just found. It says that the prophet is returning on this comet called Hale-Bop comet. Before he and the comet gets here the prophet wants you to all rent a house in California, put your white sneakers on then drink this.....

[The_Media_never_lie]

Al Qaida has warned its agents that they have been infiltrated by the United States.

I wonder if this could be a sign from Allah that Al Qauida screwed up?

[LibWhacker]

What with all the work that has to be done around the world in connection with this war on terror, we may just be living in the golden age of spying, if you can call it that.

[XHogPilot]

The statement was relayed by the London-based Center for Islamic Research and Studies.

And why is this organization allowed to exist in London?

[John Frum]

I ONLY HOPE THIS IS TOTALLY TRUE.

[TheCause]

All your terrorist base are belong to us!

[cookcounty]

Dear Al-Qaeda brothers,

You can spot these crusader, imperialist, infidel spys by the fact that they wear turbans, pajamas, and make a show of speaking badly about the United States . They are dangerous and you should shoot to kill.

See You in Paradise,

---Your Sweet Osama

[denydenydeny]

NO thanks to Bob Torricelli.

[Defiant]

We should create fake cells in various places, and have them pull off fake terrorist attacks. Use Hollywood actors and special effects, and show the killing as though it really occurred. These fake terrorists get welcomed into the fold as heroes, and now we've got 'em.

Once on the inside, they could pretend to plan even more big attacks, but all of them would be coordinated with the handlers. They would be fake, but the public wouldn't know, at least until the trial of the bad guys we end up bagging.

[Tacis]

Spies are not hard to recruit. The Koran points out that "A new, willing woman with a few pieces of silver and cool water in your tent every night is worth 72 virgins in Paradise."

[VOA]

Al Qaida has warned its agents that they have been infiltrated by the United States.

Even if USA/Allied agents haven't really penetrated the group, this is a good sign
(but nothing to get complacent about).
It has the sound of the Nazis complaining that "sabotage" was the
reason everything was going wrong in the closing days of the war.

Personally, I wouldn't be really suprised if some of the best (smartest)
Al-Quida agents weren't sitting in a strip joint in the USA, throwing back double-scotchs
(like Mr. Atta did) and said to themselves:
"I've got $150,000 in cash from my Al-Quida masters sitting in my pocket,
and foreign visitors blend into the US populace all the time...I think I'll just
quit this terrorism bidness and see how many strip joints I can visit until
the money runs out."

[Redleg Duke]

Yeah, and their about to become holey warriors!