[aculeus]

Yea, sure. The Enquirer has never been wrong about anything.

Right! And people who haven't broken the law frequently hire high-priced criminal lawyers like Roy (Rush's New Lawyer) Black.

[SONbrad]

As matter of fact, yes, they do. You would be STUPID NOT to hire the best if you can afford, regardless of guilt or innocence.

Thank you for being Judge and Jury, Miss Cleo.