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To: bentfeather


 Little Blonde FReeper !!

Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.

Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"

Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."

 

159 posted on 10/03/2003 2:07:21 PM PDT by tomkow6 (...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!...BELIEVE!)
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To: All

Heavenly Father,
We come before you humbly to hold our nations Troops
before the Throne of Grace.
Father, we pray for their protection and care.
We ask that they may return to their loving families,
whole and complete as they when they left to serve their nation.
In your Holy name Father,
Amen



166 posted on 10/03/2003 2:45:08 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (~Poets' Know the Unknown~)
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To: tomkow6

Tom, you just really love busting my chops don't you??
Don't mess with me!!!!
ROTFLOL!!!

173 posted on 10/03/2003 2:58:48 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (~Poets' Know the Unknown~)
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