[CSM]

You could use the following:

You through small window in thick door, "What can I do for you?"
Me: "I need a hugh cigarette right now!"
You: "Is it series?"
Me: "Yes, vey!"
You: "Come in and smoke em if you got em!"

[Judith Anne]

What about private clubs? I haven't seen much about them...I remember being in Wichita in the 80s...the bars there had a novel way of getting around the laws, every bar was a private club, and you could join for a small fee at the door...then you could be served the way customers were at any corner tavern in Missouri...