I pity the fool, who can't tell fact from fiction.
Here is the link. It's from yesterday.
I'd suggest you learn to keep that thing you eat with closed when not eating as a publ;ic service.
Hey happy- calm your engines... The title of this post is totally different from the title on the linked news source. It's called "California Crunch". I didn't say the whole thing was fictitious, I certainly didn't imply that he made up the story.
You should ensure that you're right before ripping into someone else and coming across as wrong.