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To: Chad Fairbanks
HOW TO DO IT

Alan: Hello children!

Jackie: Hello!

Man: Hello!

Alan: Well, last week we showed you how to be a gynaecologist, and this week on "How to do it", we're gonna learn how to play the flute, how to split the atom, how to construct box-girder bridges...

Jackie: Super!

Alan: ...and how to irrigate the Sahara and make vast new areas cultivatable, but first here's Jackie to tell you how to rid the world of all known diseases.

Jackie: Hello Alan!

Alan: Hello Jackie!

Jackie: Well first of all, become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something and then, when the medical world really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right, so that there'll never be diseases anymore.

Alan: Thanks Jackie, that was great!

Man: Fantastic!

Alan: Now, how to play the flute. Well, you blow in one end and move your fingers up and down the outside.

Man: Great Alan! Well, next week we'll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmony and Alan will be over in Moscow showing you how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese. Till then, cheerio!

Alan: Bye!

Jackie: Bye bye!

Man: Bye!

208 posted on 09/22/2003 7:07:43 PM PDT by paulklenk (DEPORT HILLARY!)
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To: paulklenk
Boy! I miss Monty Python. Did you ever listen to Firesign theatre??
209 posted on 09/22/2003 7:12:30 PM PDT by inspector
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To: paulklenk
ROTFL...
210 posted on 09/22/2003 7:18:21 PM PDT by Chad Fairbanks ("People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public." - Bryan White)
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