"How to Expose and Torment Liberals"

Chron Watch ^ | Sept. 19, 2003 | Jon Alvarez

[slimer]

We must expose them and drive the stake home in order to defeat them.

Good metaphor bump

[FormerLib]

Don't forget to finish the metaphor with the "cut off their head and stuff the mouth full of holy wafers" part. You don't want to leave the job half-done!

[Kenton]

Another cool trick is to pretend to be a hyper-lefty, and skewer them from an unexpected direction... something like, "You like Dean? You aren't one of those Democrats who is afraid to support a progressive black man or woman, are you? What's your bumper sticker say, 'Vote for Dean, at least he's an electable white man'?"

[slimer]

"cut off their head and stuff the mouth full of holy wafers"

LOL

[Arrowhead1952]

However, liberals might as well burst into flames when confronted by Ann Coulter.

I get my kicks by leaving Ann's book TREASON laying on my desk. There have been some that say things like, "She is so disgusting". I just tell them, "The truth hurts, doesn't it?" That normally has them leaving very embarrassed.

[Cicero]

Stuffing the mouth full of Holy Wafers would be blasphemous. Garlic is the preferred remedy.

[FormerLib]

Stuffing the mouth full of Holy Wafers would be blasphemous.

Well that was one of the legends of the vampire, using what was holy to destroy that which was defiled.

[f.Christian]

" Try interjecting some of these "hot words" into your conversations which will surely garner a negative reaction from a liberal: God, patriotism, stars and stripes, USA, individual responsibility, capitalism, the Pledge of Allegiance, the Ten Commandments, God Bless You (one of my favorites, say it when he sneezes!), love of country, and war. "

[Betty Jane]

I was on another board discussing gun control and fascism. I was arguing in circles with an obnoxious lib. I decided to end my posts with God Bless You. His next reply told me that my unmentioned religion declared it a sin to try to hurt him with my religion. After that, every one of my posts ended with some mention of God's blessing. I think his head must have exploded.

[kidd]

My favorite is to tell a liberal that
the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary.

Its amazing how many will go look it up.

[FormerLib]

Tell him that you're going to pray for them and watch them go into a full tizzy!

Then go home and do it!

[jonalvy44]

thx...many seem to like the comparison to vampires...only liberals want to suck your money.

[DannyTN]

"We must expose them and drive the stake home in order to defeat them."

Good metaphor bump

Driving the stake home is a good metaphor but I'm struggling with exposing them. I though nude protests was THEIR thing, why do we need to expose them. I say put them back in the closet and bury the closet six feet under. After driving a stake home of course.

[FeliciaCat]

"How to Expose and Torment Liberals"

Sunlight and wooden stakes.

[PsyOp]

Another good way to torment liberals is to quote Reagan. I find that this one really does the trick:

"The American dream is not that every man must be level with every other man. The American dream is that every man must be free to become whatever God intends he should become." - President Ronald Reagan, speech to The Creative Society, 1968.

Reagan: The Great Communicator In His Own Words.

[SoKatt]

"...along with the knowledge that just this week Saddam Hussein quoted the Democratic candidates in his latest taped message broadcast on al-Jazeera."


Has anyone on this board heard this? What exactly did he say? I'm DYING to know!

[watchin]

very nice!

[MalcolmS]

Arrr! But the real question is, Are Liberals Pirates?




Talk Like A Pirate Day Special Thread

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