[razorback-bert]

more athletic mascot

A boll weevil, maybe?

Go Weevils!

And the boll weevil said to the farmer, said " Farmer, I'd like to wish you well." Farmer said to the boll weevil,
"Yeah, an' I wish that you were in ****"

(Ahh, you have a home all right, you have a home)
(A real hot home, ahhh)

[afuturegovernor]

Chancellor Khayat is rumored to have dreams of running for the US Senate.

He might run - he'll never ever win. I'll help whoever the Republican that runs against him is.