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To: Held_to_Ransom
what won first place??

A fool-proof voting machine for Florida.

43 posted on 09/17/2003 10:07:44 PM PDT by ALASKA
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To: ALASKA
A fool-proof voting machine for Florida.

Dream on. Scientists have been seeking this elusive device for decades. The latest research demonstrates that the South Florida voters are devolving faster than new developments can be created. According to an article here the latest test with punch cards had the residents from South Florida voting the Orangutan from "Every Which Way but Loose" the next President of the United States.

One promising invention actually had the candidates standing on a platform. Apparently the voters were supposed to go up to the platform and pull the nose of the candidate they favored, who would then drop a token into a box indicating the vote. In a test run between Al Gore and a Trash Collector, the toilet was flushed 1700 times, thereby winning the election.

I doubt we will see such an invention in our lifetimes.

Shalom.

72 posted on 09/18/2003 10:55:38 AM PDT by ArGee (Hey, how did I get in this handcart? And why is it so hot?)
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