[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw this story on the Cleveland news. 4 guys got out of the car and asked for the Pastor. The victim (I think they said he was a janitor) said that the Pastor wasn't in. The 4 then began to beat him. He said one of them must have been a martial artist because of his stances and manner of fighting.

The janitor had some pretty good bruises on his face.

[semaj]

"...He said one of them must have been a martial artist because of his stances and manner of fighting.'

Sounds more like a poser. A true artist need not assume a stance to initiate an attack. A true artist doesn't require 3 companions to attack a single opponent. Sounds like a true coward (perhaps interior decorating artist) to me.