[Brilliant]

Since the punch card ballot is used in thousands of precincts nationwide, and can't be eliminated before the 2004 election much less the primaries, it will be necessary to cancel the 2004 Presidential election. Tough luck, nine dwarves.

[FairOpinion]

Since the punch card ballot is used in thousands of precincts nationwide, and can't be eliminated before the 2004 election much less the primaries, it will be necessary to cancel the 2004 Presidential election. Tough luck, nine dwarves.

Love it!!! Great idea! We'll have to sue to cancel the 2004 elections, and the one after that, and so one, make GW President for life -- just to make sure we don't disenfranchise all those poor minority voters who don't know how to punch a hole in a card. Sounds good to me. :)