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"THE LEFT'S DISTORT"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "The Last Resort")

Bill came from Little Rock...lean, hungry, and stylin',
Where sleazy politics permeates the air.
He packed his lies and schemes like a refugee...
Went abroad to denigrate...his OWN COUNTRY!!!

Moscow was a place people were dying...
Bill endorsed their Commie ways, and how he loved Stalin!!
Left fled from everywhere, to the Soviet Lie...
Seeking meek folks to rule or a place to HIDE!!!

Back in the U.S. bars, snortin' up the good life...
Couldn't wait to tell you all...how Commies really CARE!!
He calls it Paradise, I don't know why...
Somebody laid Man's freedoms low, while the Left got high!!

Then the Bureaucrats oozed down into the District...
With their Tax'n'Spend and their STOOOPID Li'l RULES!!
Where the petty people play, hungry for power,
Mandate their evil ways, to give them things to do!!

Some rich Chinese came to rape our land, nobody stopped 'em...
Paid off a bunch of Democrats and the Media, they bought it!!
And they called it Paradise, the place to be...
Givin' up their liberties, incrementally!!

You can leave it all behind, sail to the high ground...
Like our forefathers did, two hundred years ago.
We even brought a big ol' sign, "FREEDOM is Coming!!"
We'll raze the Lib'rals burden down, bring the free man's reign!!

We will provide the grand design...Yours is yours and mine is mine!!
We tried Left's Socialist ways for years...It's time we end their Rule via Fear!
Left satisfies their endless needs and justifies their bloody deeds...
They claim the name of Destiny, yet insult the name of God!!

But you can see us there each Sunday mornin'...
Stand up and sing about what it's like up there!
We call it Paradise, I'll tell you why...
"GOD VALUES CHARACTER, KISS BILL GOODBYE-EYE-EYE-EYE...!"

FReegards...Mudboy Slim

BTW...check out this thread...LOL!!