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Black XXI: "Come Together!!"
The MudCave ^
| 11 September 2003
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 09/10/2003 9:03:45 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")
Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!
Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!
DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!
Right!! Yo...
Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!
Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!
Mudboy Slim
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Free Republic; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: antianswerrally; iraq; justice; liberation; waronterror
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To: Cyber-Band
"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")
It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."
Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...
"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!
(Guitar Jammin')
Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!
Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)
FReegards...MUD
381
posted on
10/23/2003 10:49:30 AM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks. Did I post my Viet Vet Poem? Applies to all loud mouth protestors.
We Served
Some of us were drafted,
Some did volunteer.
All of us did serve our land,
While others just stayed here.
We fought, we died, we gave support,
Both stateside and abroad.
They called us baby killers,
They called the war a fraud.
We were only soldiers,
We did what we were told.
Young men never came back home,
Young men now are old.
We served with pride the USA,
And all we ask of you.
Is sit and shut your rabid mouth,
Till you have served her too.
Flurry 10/9/3
382
posted on
10/23/2003 10:50:42 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: Flurry
Thanks...I just passed that one on to my dad who did two tours off Nam with the Navy.
FReegards...MUD
383
posted on
10/23/2003 12:06:36 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
I was stateside USAF 72-76 so I didn't go to Nam. I was called a baby killer while in uniform at LAX and again at Logan.
I told both parties that I'd never killed a baby but I was thinking about stomping a stupid hippy or two.
384
posted on
10/23/2003 12:22:00 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: Mudboy Slim
Why the lib media and Hollyweird hate George W. Bush
The Clintons spent untold millions of taxpayers dollars catering to the rich and famous. How many parties did these clowns throw? This gave the Clintons a chance to show their newfound power with the social elite. It also gave them a chance to rub elbows with people who wouldnt have given them the time of day without their newfound power. It gave the social elite a chance to whine about their little pet projects and feel so superior to the taxpaying masses. All the while Bill felt their pain and no telling what else he felt. In other words scum is attracted to scum.
George and Laura on the other hand have kept their partying to a minimum. George has also spent an inordinate amount of his time on running the country and fighting the war on terror.
No wonder Katie Couric hates the Bush Family, they dont seek her advice.
385
posted on
10/23/2003 12:29:57 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: Mudboy Slim
I wrote this too.
Bring It On
You wormy little weasels,
Who wish to do us harm.
You make your threats to the US,
And try to cause alarm.
Well here is what we say to you,
Were waiting for you now.
So crawl out of your stinking cave,
And we will clean your plow.
But youre afraid to stand up straight,
So we know you will creep.
Up in the dark behind our backs,
And hit us in our sleep.
So come on now out in the sun,
And face us in the light.
Were ready to defend ourselves,
You are not causing fright.
So stop the talk and walk the walk,
Well bring you to your knees.
Your terror isnt scaring us,
You liberal nominees.
Flurry 10/20/03
386
posted on
10/23/2003 12:36:38 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: sultan88; Landru
hmmm, yes, does kind of lessen the quality of the post, doesn't it????
387
posted on
10/23/2003 2:06:24 PM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(Life is like a box of chocolates--leave it under too much heat and it melts into a giant mess)
To: Flurry
"I was thinking about stomping a stupid hippy or two." It goes to the infinite credit of the training and self-control of the military folks that more hippies didn't get the arses handed to them.
FReegards...MUD
388
posted on
10/23/2003 2:08:24 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim
388!!!! This one is mine!!!
389
posted on
10/23/2003 2:09:35 PM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(Life is like a box of chocolates--leave it under too much heat and it melts into a giant mess)
To: Mudboy Slim
Mud....ya' took my 388
390
posted on
10/23/2003 2:09:55 PM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(Life is like a box of chocolates--leave it under too much heat and it melts into a giant mess)
To: cherry_bomb88; sultan88; conservativemusician
I just went back and checked an I got 88 and 288, too, while CM snuck in fer 188...y'all 88ers are lettin' us down...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
391
posted on
10/23/2003 2:13:08 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
Saw hippies get it a time or two. Laughed my arse off. One time it was me. I beat the crap out of one, one night in a bar. I was in civilian clothes and a Marine in uniform was being taunted. I grabbed the hippy and swept the floor with him. The Jarhead said thanks. I showed him my military ID and said "I was doing the hippy a favor, you were about to kill him".
392
posted on
10/23/2003 2:19:22 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: Mudboy Slim
ALABAMA's Rino governor lost his $1.2 billion tax scam being voted down 68% to 32%. I wrote this to say how I felt a month later.
Dear Bob,
Republican In Name Only,
Or RINO as its called.
The people gave their trust to you,
You ought to be recalled.
But lucky you we cant do that,
At least not like Ol Gray.
But in three years just wait and see,
We have another way.
One Term Bob get used to it,
Get used to losing big.
Before we vote for you again,
Wed rather have a pig.
You promised change, and that you tried,
To cheat us even more.
And since you wont apologize,
Well show you to the door.
Bye bye Bob, so long, farewell,
Best use up all your tricks.
And dont say we werent fair to you,
Here comes two thousand six.
DIF 10/16/03
393
posted on
10/23/2003 2:23:24 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: Mudboy Slim
*Gives Mudboy a Standing ovation...*
good stuff man
394
posted on
10/23/2003 2:25:47 PM PDT
by
Blue Scourge
(There are alot of loosers in this world...and alot of Liberals; coincidence....I think not.)
To: Blue Scourge
Thanks fer the kudos, Mr. Scourge...and good luck with JMU. My youngest brother graduted from Madison about ten years ago. Great school, beautiful campus, and tons of very attractive coeds!!
FReegards...MUD
395
posted on
10/23/2003 3:41:13 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Flurry; Landru
"I beat the crap out of one..." Ain't it satisfyin'?! Only problem is, it's sorta like Chinese food, as soon as you finish one off, ya still feel hungry fer more...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
396
posted on
10/23/2003 3:43:52 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Flurry
A pretty autumn morning,
The sky so clear and blue.
But soon the peace was shattered,
They hit the towers two....Great composition, Flurry. You have a real talent. I encourage you to post all yer stuff on this thread.
397
posted on
10/23/2003 3:48:49 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("There's plenty of work and the bosses are payin'; not a sad word should a young heart be sayin'")
To: Flurry
Hopefully, you got the Alabammy Guv'nuh's email address and forwarded that to him...I fail to see the logic in these Pubbies gettin' themselves elected then ruling like DemonRATS!! Don't they know that GOPers are unlike the RATS in that we have principles and will bite the heads off our leaders who ignore said principles. Nobody can convince me that we just aren't spending quite enuff taxpayer money at the Federal, State, or Local levels, so increased taxes is NEVER, EVER the answer!!
You really ought to send that to Bob, the RINO Governor, my FRiend...MUD
398
posted on
10/23/2003 3:50:27 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
You put a cupcake in,
You pull a real team out,...BWAHAHAHA And they did just replaced a strong opponent on next year's schedule with a cupcake. Pitifulllllll!
399
posted on
10/23/2003 3:51:16 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("There's plenty of work and the bosses are payin'; not a sad word should a young heart be sayin'")
To: sultan88; Flurry; poet
"Flurry. You have a real talent." Yep...he's a welcome addition to the Black threads, ain't he?!
FReegards...MUD
400
posted on
10/23/2003 3:51:53 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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