To: Mr. Silverback
(Airman, bring me 5 gallons of prop wash, 20 feet of flightline and 2 gallons of striped paint.)
Lmao yea you need to grab a bucket of steam and a left handed skyhook wrench while your there ! when you get back ill send you after the board stretcher !
Thats just to rich i remember all of them lol i sent so many seamen after stuff that didnt exist they spent more time walking than working .
43 posted on
09/10/2003 5:23:10 PM PDT by
ATOMIC_PUNK
("There are none so blind who will not see")
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Good stuff!
Here's one that was tried on me that I couldn't work into a tagline:
"Chris, go over to CTK (Consolidated Tool Kit) and get me a pair of fallopian tubes."
"Sarge, if you want to, you can go ask Airman Sandow for her fallopian tubes, but I ain't goin'."
The sad thing is, he thought it would work on me because so many other guys fell for it before...
I got the striped paint one from the tale of an Airman who arrived at my boss' previous shop. They sent him out for striped paint, and he was gone the rest of the day. They laughed their butts off at him for wandering around the base looking for striped paint, but a few weeks later they began to suspect (after noticing that he was VERY intelligent and technically capable) that he had really gone back to the barracks and spent the day playing video games.
Man, I miss the Air Force sometimes.
46 posted on
09/10/2003 6:20:33 PM PDT by
Mr. Silverback
(Airman, bring me 5 gallons of prop wash, 20 feet of flightline and 2 gallons of striped paint.)
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