[Billthedrill]

I'd love to help, but my hands are tied by the Koran on that one. You know, the part where it says

In the holy city of San Antonio in the midst of the burning sands the Prophet spake the following words: "Partake not of boysenberry filled doughnuts, for it is forbidden unto the faithful. I like them."

I mean, what's a mullah to do?

[RightWhale]

Yeah, some things are just too good and can't be allowed to compete with the 72 virgins.