[Pagey]

This reminds me of the time when someone said, "If I live just right,I'll assume room temperature just when I run out of money". I heartily look forward to all the kooks,goons and freakys coming out of the woodwork for the next 10 years.George Noory,are you listening?

[SouthParkRepublican]

Bump for later

[Timmy]

Party at my house, March 20, 2014.

[scabbage]

Asteroid? That reminds me, I gotta get some Preperation-H

[scabbage]

Is there a way scientists could aim it so it hits France?

[aShepard]

....."could impact on Earth on March 21, 2014...."

Hah! That'll be during Hillary's second term.
?? What did she know, and when did she know it??

[Hotdog]

This can't be...I'm suppose to retire in 2015!!!

[Hotdog]

This can't be...I'm suppose to retire in 2015!!!

[The Iguana]

New York Times subheadline: "Women, minorities to be hardest hit."

[dfwgator]

So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 2013.

[Larry Lucido]

it has been given a "Torino hazard rating" of one.

Let me know when it is given an "Pinto hazard rating" of one.

[Brucifer]

Thank goodness! Now I don’t have to worry about all that pesky saving for retirement.

Although, it does appear that I'm about to come into a lot of money from a recently deceased Nigerian relative whom I have never heard of before.

[Gator113]

I’ve seen the movie... don’t worry, it all turns out ok.

[Cacique]

Why is this article from 1903 being bumped up now?

[whatshotandwhatsnot]

Can I run up all my credit cards, then?

One less thing for me to worry about. At 75,000 miles an hour I doubt we’ll feel much pain.

[SkyPilot]

Asteroid may hit Planet Earth on March 21, 2014............... Scientists monitoring an asteroid have warned it could collide with Earth in just over a decade.

Ummm...........can someone at Sky News use this?

[Publius6961]

The newly discovered asteroid, known as 2003 QQ47

Newly dicovered?
From 2003?

Sounds like 7 years+ discovery to me.

Of course, if they're talking geologic time...

... never mind...

[dragnet2]

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