[Travis McGee]

I know about the kiwi SAS, what's about the heavily armed citizen militia? Can you fill me in please, it has excaped my knowledge base.

[Brian Allen]

<< ... what's about the heavily-armed citizen militia? >>

Wishful thinking.

As you know from your encounters with and/or other knowledge of that sad contry's SAS -- and its proud Military Tradition -- New Zealanders don't lack balls, only muskets.

And -- now that, shaggy excepted, every New Zealander with a brain has become either an American or and Australian -- bloody leaders.