I once, when I was 16 or 17, asked my best friend's dad (Jews) if they believed in Heven and Hell. He told me Jews don't belive in hell. They belive in a large hall, with God on the stage and Moses in the front row. Hitler would be in the standing room only (no glimpse of God in all his glory). Gandhi would be somewhere in the front too, but behind the good Jews. I asked him where Jesus would be, he said matter of factly, "He would not be allowed into the hall."
I died laughing.