[Stew Padasso]

"kid chose poorly and the gene pool got a little chlorine"

Maybe you won't be so callous if someone in your family is cleaned out of society.

[Little Ray]

Gee, then I'd be a little too emotionally involved to render a rational judgement wouldn't I?

Get drunk. Get stupid. Get dead. It doesn't matter if its a cop or an automobile accident. I suppose if it were a traffic accident you'd blame the alcohol or vehicle instead of the drunken moron behind the wheel.

Really, this ought to a (Can't) Hold Muh Beer! ping.