[dixiechick2000]

"calf slobber."

LOL! I surely do hope you mean "meringue".

I had to go look that one up!;o)

[TexasCowboy]

Okay, if you really want to know how watermelon is best, grab a cotton sack and hit the cotton fields pulling cotton in Texas.
When you get to the end of the row lay those wild watermelons that always grow there over into the irrigation ditch with that cold, running water.
By the time you pull your way back those melons will be the best thing you have ever eaten in all your life!