[Vinnie]

Humans lost their body hair, they say, to free themselves of external parasites that infest fur — blood-sucking lice, fleas and ticks and the diseases they spread.

And kept the pubic hair because we enjoy scratching our ba___? Give me a break.

This stuff is so, so ridiculous.

[Sam Cree]

"And kept the pubic hair because we enjoy scratching our ba___? Give me a break."

I always supposed that we retained pubic hair to act as a cushion to mitigate friction during sexual intercourse.