To: Trust but Verify
Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
To: Benrand
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
To: Benrand
"I want the kids in bed by 7, the dog out by 11, and get a message to the milkman, no more cheese!"
1,230 posted on
08/14/2003 3:25:39 PM PDT by
strela
("Each of us can find a maggot in our past which will happily devour our futures." Horatio Hornblower)
To: Benrand
I've been seeing your posts. Very welcome comic relief. Thanks!
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