To: RadioAstronomer
To recapitulate: You have many features that appear to be alien. You spend your nights in some kind of "control room," admittedly communicating with no one on earth! You have an obsession with, and an uncanny knowledge of unearthly orbs. You monitor our activities by freeping on this website, and you have admitted (post 3095): "Posting to FR is alien communication." Yes, it would seem alien from your point of view. During the day, you seem to lie low, avoiding embarrassing confrontations with curious humans. What's even worse, and almost incomprehensible, are the many reliable reports that you have had your way -- your way! -- with several of our innocent earth women. You have thus far escaped detection because you probably live among isolated but tolerant villagers who, when they see you, mistakenly take your odd visage to be that of a yankee or some other kind of foreigner. But the game is drawing to a close. We're on to you now.
3,111 posted on
08/27/2003 2:52:10 PM PDT by
PatrickHenry
(Hic amor, haec patria est.)
To: PatrickHenry
hehehehehe
You missed the briefcase full of alien implants and crop circle construction energy beams.
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