[PatrickHenry]

So you claim that evolution was widely taught in the South from 1865 to 1965?

Sure. The Klan is a bunch of evolutionists. Don't you know anything?

[Right Wing Professor]

The Klan is a bunch of evolutionists. Don't you know anything?

Evidently not. I thought that one of the issues the Klan used in its 1920's revival was the teaching of evolution in the schools (they were against it). Must be those lyin' secular humanist textbooks again.

[balrog666]

The Klan is a bunch of evolutionists. Don't you know anything?

Of course! Nobody ever did anything bad until they warped their brain by reading the Theory of Evolution (not Darwin's book, just the theory).

And I'm sure there must be some Bibical miracle to explain all those eviiiiiildoers who ran amuck prior to the first formulation of the brain-twisting, morality-destroying, most-evil-theory-of-all-time, the Theory of Evolution!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA [MAD SCIENTIST LAUGH]!

[Junior]

Hic amor, haec patria est

You sayin' hillbillies love their daddies?