[whattajoke]

touchdown dances are for after you actually score

Unfortunately in today's NFL and college football, idiotic dances are now acceptable after a 7 yard screen dump off to the 3rd option receiver. I always say the equivalent would be me dancing the jig everytime I send a fax or some equally mundane thrice daily chore.

[general_re]

One of these days I'll be watching MNF and see some player getting a round of high-fives for successfully tying his shoes...